Re: VOY Caption Contest 102, couples never meant to be; Janeway/Chakot Janeway: Wait a minute - the Ready Room was already christened before we met. You tricked me! Chakotay: "Admiral Braxton and Ensign Hansen." That slag! Technically it's not a sin to flirt with a hologram, but it is a sin to lead him on for free prescription meds. Chakotay: Technically it's not a sauna, it's a sweat lodge. And being naked isn't mandatory - it's just conducive to male bonding. Tuvok: And the cameras? Chakotay: Ok that part is gay. Chakotay: I'm only going to ask you once more: Have you seen my Twinkie stash? Janeway: Maybe they were lost in transport. Janeway: Computer, name a random crewman. Computer: - Ensign Harry Kim. Janeway: Random ship location. Computer: - Jeffries tube 18. Janeway: Random menial task. Computer: - Rethreading plasma taps. Janeway: Harry, report to Jeffries tube 18 to rethread the plasma taps. Harry: I'm standing right here, Captain. Janeway: Good for you. Chop chop.