PARIS: You sure Carl won't mind that we took his stash?
vfwcc #29: pokin' around
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PARIS: You sure Carl won't mind that we took his stash?
EMH: "Mr. Neelix! I found a flea turd in your Gazfogoline Porridge!"
Paris: "Geez, this guy's got almost four gigabytes of images of naked Asian women smoking cigarettes in here!"
Tuvok: "You uploading 'em to the tricorder?"
Paris: "Damn straight!"
Chakotay: "Dammit, Kathryn, you're supposed to be the expert on this time period! Is that a sex parlor or not?"
Beltran: "You've got a little mayonaise right here...Oh my God, no it isn't!!!"
Paris: "Holy shit! This is Windows ME! My tricorder is fucked!"
Janeway: "I can't believe someone took a dump on one of your sample trays!"
JANEWAY: And you're sure that's their ambassador?
JANEWAY: We transported him out of that flaming bag just in time.
Janeway: "There's coffee in that turd!"
Janeway: "There's coffee in that turd!"
EMH: "No surprise, scans show it's one of yours."
Mr Vulky: "Hi-de-ho everyone, Merry Christmas!"
I remember when SNL was funny too! 
If somebody wants to put up a new contest feel free. This one is pretty old.
oldstredshrtevr, glad you liked that one. Ah the good ol' days.
Do you want to PM Tri to see if he wants to judge this one? Or should that be left to who ever puts up the next one?
Do you want to PM Tri to see if he wants to judge this one? Or should that be left to who ever puts up the next one?
I sent him a PM, so we'll see. 
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