vfwcc #29: pokin' around

[Nerys Myk]

PARIS: You sure Carl won't mind that we took his stash?

 

[Jonas Grumby]

EMH: "Mr. Neelix! I found a flea turd in your Gazfogoline Porridge!"

Paris: "Geez, this guy's got almost four gigabytes of images of naked Asian women smoking cigarettes in here!"
Tuvok: "You uploading 'em to the tricorder?"
Paris: "Damn straight!"

Chakotay: "Dammit, Kathryn, you're supposed to be the expert on this time period! Is that a sex parlor or not?"

Beltran: "You've got a little mayonaise right here...Oh my God, no it isn't!!!"

 

[scottydog]

 

[Mistral]

Paris: "Holy shit! This is Windows ME! My tricorder is fucked!"

 

[Mistral]

Janeway: "I can't believe someone took a dump on one of your sample trays!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

JANEWAY: And you're sure that's their ambassador?

 

[Shatmandu]

JANEWAY: "What was this doing in my mailbox? And why do I even have a mailbox?"

 

[Nerys Myk]

JANEWAY: We transported him out of that flaming bag just in time.

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Janeway: "There's coffee in that turd!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

Janeway: "There's coffee in that turd!"

EMH: "No surprise, scans show it's one of yours."

 

[scottydog]

Janeway: "All this time I thought you were a little shit-face, when in reality you were a shit-body."

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Mr Vulky: "Hi-de-ho everyone, Merry Christmas!"

 

[KimMH]

Janeway: "I'll be damned. Landshark."

I remember when SNL was funny too!

 

[Shatmandu]

EMH: "Analysis indicates it represents Garrett Wang's post-Voyager career."

 

[Kirby]

Paris: NO Tuvok! No more scans! For the last time, it's a toy dinosaur. It's not real, and it won't 'get' you. Just suck it up and keep looking.

 

[Akiraprise]

If somebody wants to put up a new contest feel free. This one is pretty old.

 

[Alrik]

oldstredshrtevr, glad you liked that one. Ah the good ol' days.

If somebody wants to put up a new contest feel free. This one is pretty old.

Do you want to PM Tri to see if he wants to judge this one? Or should that be left to who ever puts up the next one?

 

[Akiraprise]

I sent him a PM, so we'll see.