VFWCC #21 The caption must be drawn here, this far, no farther!

[Unimatrix 01]

Captain Janeway: "Oh my god, is that Mark and his fiance over there?! Hide me quick!"

 

[Triskelion]

Janeway: Wow, Michael Bay's Principles of Surak sure was a thrill ride.
Tuvok: Sel'len Heya was a mountain, not a volcano.
Janeway: But how boss was Surak's camaro!

 

[tharpdevenport]

Guy behind Janeway: "What the hell were they thinking? This 10th Trek film is already bad enough as it is, now they're putting Janeway in it? Fanwanking."

Janeway: In a low voice to Tuvok, "Did you bring a phaser?"

 

[Unimatrix 01]

Guy behind the Captain: "God, I hate opening night... All the crazy fanatics in their damn costumes... [About Tuvoc] I think I knew that guy from highschool. He's still a loser."

 

[Nerys Myk]

GIRL BEHIND TUVOK: Be a dear and tell "Stretch" to move over a seat.

 

[Rat Boy]

Tuvok: "Is this caption contest almost over? I've got to take a piss."

 

[Nerys Myk]

TUVOK: Why did they go back to Genesis?

 

[Captain Crow]

Janeway: Hey! Guy in the jumpsuit with the robots made of junk down in front, do you mind shutting up we're trying to watch the movie!

Crow: Bit me, grandma!

 

[Triskelion]

Goober me. That's an order.

 

[Nerys Myk]

TUVOK: I believe my boots are stuck to the floor.

 

[crohnie]

Tuvok had the unfortunate luck to pick the one seat in the theater that was always broken.

 

[Unimatrix 01]

Haha, I just watched this episode.