VFWCC #21 The caption must be drawn here, this far, no farther!

[Lucy of Nine]

Well its Tuesday night here in Australia, which means it's time for a new caption! Are you all happy with a weekly contest, or would you prefer a fortnightly contest?

Onto the winners! Another great week with waaay too many funny entries...

Special Mentions go to :

Boothby: Get your hand off my ass.

Boothby: I don't wanna see my face photoshopped to any naked bodies on the interwebs.

Photoshop Hall of Fame Award - Shatmandu for a very subtle but very nice photoshop here ...

Is anyone old enough to get this one?

And the winner of this week's Lovely-Jubblie Bag O' Fun is...

BOOTHBY: "Hey Commander, what's up with that multi-coloured sticker on your uniform, just above your crotch?"

CHAKOTAY: "Oh, it's Pride Week on Voyager. This is about as much as I can do to my uniform while keeping it regulation, but I always like to show my support in some way. Okay, smile for the camera."

BOOTHBY: "Uhhh... right." >pause< "Say, this isn't going to be published in one of those queer-o-sexual magazines, is it?"

Well done Daneel and everyone!!!

This weeks one for you all.... enjoy!

 

[Deranged Nasat]

Janeway: "Oh, don't look so sad, Tuvok. Vulcan might be reborn in the next movie. Spock was".

 

[Mistral]

Janeway: "Tuvok, I'm starting to look like Katherine Hepburn again. Did you bring the tri-ethyl, duotronic rouge applicator? The veins in my cheeks are showing."

Tuvok: "Don't I always?" *sighs*

 

[Mistral]

Seven: "Oooohh, lookie! I found a secret decoder ring in my Cracker Jacks! Request permission to upgrade Astrometrics!"

 

[Toban Kal]

Janeway: "I only took a handful. Don't be so upset."
Tuvok: "But it was MY popcorn"

 

[Shatmandu]

Hey, a win! Woo-Hoo!

Janeway: "... and don't try that 'hole-in-the-bottom-of-the-popcorn-bucket' thing again, pal."

 

[Captain Crow]

Janeway: Look I said I was sorry that the only movie we have is Star Trek: Nemesis.

 

[Shatmandu]

Janeway: "No shouting at the screen this time, numbnuts."

Guy Behind Janeway: "Aw, c'mon, just kiss it."
<The girl giggles.>
Janeway: "No friggin' chance, Tuvok."

 

[Rat Boy]

Janeway: "I wonder how we'll get out of this mess. I love it when an episode has a happy ending."

Tuvok: *sigh*

 

[Triskelion]

Thanks for the mention, Lucy of Nine!

Holographic girl: No means no. Do I have to get security?
Harry: Computer, make my date more...sexually available.
Computer: That setting is already at maximum. Dumbass.

Tuvok: I predict the Bandit will outwit Smokey just as he did in the first two movies.
Janeway: Don't ruin it!

 

[Toban Kal]

Janeway: Why didn't you choose one of the back seats?
Tuvok: I'm not falling for that again captain.

 

[Toban Kal]

Janeway: Have you noticed that the girl in front has the same haircut as me, Belana and the blonde three rows back?
Tuvok: It's understandable captain. We have no barber aboard and the computer only has five choices in the Auto-cut system.

 

[Velocity]

Janeway: Tuvok, knock it off! This isn't that kind of movie house and you aren't Pee Wee Herman.

 

[Rat Boy]

Tuvok: "This is a holographic theater. One would think they'd leave out the sticky floors."

Janeway: "And where the hell are the cup holders?! I gotta put my coffee somewhere!"

 

[Mirmotte]

B'Elanna:"Stop moving around Tom,or I'll throw you into Tuvok's lap!AND STOP SMIRKING!!!"

 

[Rat Boy]

Janeway: "Isn't that Hedy Lamarr?"

Hedley Lamarr: "THAT'S HEDLEY!"

 

[Daneel]

Woohoo, a win! Thanks, Lucy of Nine! I'm not entirely sure what a "Lovely Jubblie Bag O' Fun" is, but I will treasure it always!

JANEWAY: "Well, that's two hours of my life I'll never get back. God, that dialogue was terrible! And what was up with those Orion slave girl scenes? I mean, the first one about halfway through the movie was bad enough, but did they have to include the three-girl dance sequence right at the end? It was practically an orgy! Really, what kind of men are actually aroused by that sort of thing? Ughh. Anyway, it's time to get back to the bridge. Come on Tuvok."

>She stands and starts to walk to the aisle. Tuvok remains seated, and she turns back to face him.<

JANEWAY: "Tuvok? Aren't you coming?"

TUVOK (keeping his hands placed firmly on his lap): "I... believe I will remain here for a few more minutes, Captain."

>Janeway looks at him dubiously.<

TUVOK: "It would be... an insult to all those who worked on the film if we did not stay to watch the end credits."

 

[Piper]

The answer to this week's Spot Seven Competition: she's just above Janeway's head.

 

[Nerys Myk]

JANEWAY: I've seen this before. He's not dead, he faked it so he could work undercover and catch the bad guys...

TUVOK (under his breath): Someone's gonna be dead and it wont be a fake.

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Janeway: "I hate these multiplexes, no one cares. Look, the film's started and they haven't even turned the lights down. Go nudge the projectionist."

Tuvok: "Nothing doing, the last time I left my seat, I came back to find you'd loaded up the Irish guy from the Fair Haven holoprogram and he was searching for something in your underwear.