VFWCC #18 Lower Decks Captions!

[Koinek]

Welcome to another Voyager Forum Weekly Caption Competition!

Now for the winners from VFWCC #17!

The honorable mention go to:

Neelix: "Are you certain you don't want to play strip poker?"

I haven't been more scared in my life.
Unfortunately we didn't have any photoshops this week so let's go straight to the the overall winner from VFWCC #17:

Neelix: "I'll go make some Aldeberul waffles with Pelexian marmelade!"
Paris: "Just play the game, douchebag."

We were all thinking it but only Shatmandu came out and said it. Well done!

And now for the image #18 we have Joe Carey, a fruit and Chakotay:

Captions away!

 

[Jaespol]

Loved the douchebag caption! Simple but effective.

"I imagine this is how Janeway's bun might feel but I guess I'll never know....damn, if only she would let her guard down for a second!"

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Thanks for the honorable

Carey: "So, which one's the fruit?"
Chakotay: "He's behind us, carrying the melon."

 

[Shatmandu]

Ah, a win is a great way to start a Monday! Much thanks.

Janeway: "We'll need wool-like material, for clothing in the winter months."
Chakotay: "I could modify a phaser to shear Mister Carey."
Janeway: "Do it."

Chakotay: "Feh. You missed Torres' ass by a foot."
Carey: "Best two out of three?"

 

[Shatmandu]

Carey: "Yes, I think Neelix could very well fall off a cliff while we're here ..."

 

[Rat Boy]

Chakotay: "Are you sure this is a good idea? Burying the guy I replaced on an island in Earth's distant past? What if he's not dead?"

Carey: "Oh, what's the worst that could happen?"

 

[Kirby]

Chakotay: Hey Carey, we got a subspace message from Chief O'Brien on Deep Space Nine. He wants his hair back!
Carey: Oh geeze, someone just shoot me now.
Chakotay: Give it a few seasons, son.

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Chakotay: "Recurring what-now?"

 

[Shatmandu]

Beltran: "Might want to ask your mother if she ever met James Caan, dude."

 

[Nerys Myk]

CHAKOTAY: You wanna back up a bit. Gingers really creep me out.

 

[Nebusj]

``Sir, how long are you going to stand facing the sun like that?''
``For as long as my com badge is shiny and don't you forget it!''

 

[Shatmandu]

Harry Kim, to himself: "Don't act gay. Don't act gay. Don't act gay. Don't act gay. Don't act gay. Don't act gay. Don't act gay. Don't act gay. Don't act gay. Don't act gay. Don't act gay. Don't act gay. Don't act gay. Don't act gay. Don't act gay. Don't act gay. Don't act gay. Don't act gay ..."

 

[Koinek]

Come on folks, give me a few more so that I can judge this one.

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Carey: "What's with the commbadge?"
Chakotay: "It's lens flare. All the kewl kids think it's bitchin'"
Carey: "Well the kewl kids don't use 'kewl' or 'bitchin' anymore. Only fat nerds on the Internet you old dinosaur."

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Carey: "So, what did happen to the Borg baby?"
Chakotay: "He grew up real quick like the other One, only Two was an idiot."
Carey: "Really, how so?"
Chakotay: "He watched this old movie, where a starship travelled through a black hole. Like it's a tunnel or something. He reckoned that he could get Voyager home quicker that way. Fucking liability!"
Carey: "Where's he now?"
Chakotay: "Captain gave him a shuttle and told him to prove it. Dumb cybernetic fucker will be assimilating an event horizon for all eternity!"

 

[Octavia]

Carey's suggestion that Voyager solve its food problems by transplanting the wood to a sunny spot and letting him fruit proved successful. It was the most useful contribution Commander Chakotay had made in years!

 

[26138]

Tom Paris (offscreen): Hey Harry, Nice Melons!

 

[Rat Boy]

After Janeway fell on the ground laughing, they suddenly realized that there weren't going to find any snipes.

 

[Nebusj]

``Chakotay, this was brilliant. How did we not think of it years ago to get back to Earth just by going to some planet where we'd have to shoot on location and then getting the bus back from Vasquez Rocks?''
``Yeah ... it's always obvious after the fact, though.''

 

[CaptainJon]

"I'd rather be holding two. I like that better."