VFWCC#17 - Captions will be assimilated!

[Koinek]

Welcome to another Voyager Forum Weekly Caption Competition!

Now for the winners from VFWCC #16!

The honorable mention go to:

TORRES: Did I or did I not say "don't forget the key" when we left the room?!!!

Very clean humor.

The "It's a shop" honorable mention goes to:

B'Elanna : Look at you! You disgust me! You're just like every other ex-Star Trek star, piling on the kilo's as soon as the series finishes up...

Finally, the overall winners from VFWCC #16:

No, no thanks B'Elanna. I'll just go to sickbay for the regular hemorrhoid treatment.

Well done!

And now for the image #17 we have a friendly card game:

Captions away!

 

[Captain Crow]

Neelix: So to get a tripple Fizzbin I have to pull my pants down and sing "I so Pretty"?

Parris: You can only do that on third Wensday of the second week of odd numdered months.

Neelix: This Go Fish game is fun. Anyone have any instructions?

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Neelix: "Are you certain you don't want to play strip poker?"

 

[Triskelion]

Cool! Thanks for the win Killer Koinek!

Neelix: See guys, isn't this better than sex on the holodeck?
Tom: Why does anyone ever leave the holodeck again?

 

[Kirby]

Chakotay: Gin. I win!
Neelix: Not so fast Commander, go fish!
Paris: Uno!
Kim: Flush... all black cards

Just one of the things the crew of the Enterprise was just way better at

 

[Atavachron]

Paris: "Neelix, this is the lamest card trick I've ever seen."


Atavachron

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Paris: "You know, I'd kill for a burger about now."

 

[Triskelion]

Neelix: What does it mean when I have three threes again?
Harry: Oh I wanted a three, so I could have a three and two aces, like a full house.
Chakotay: A what?
Tom: Why don't I just put myself into a torpedo tube and you can fire me into the nearest borg cube.
Neelix: Testy, testy. Hey, six aces.
Harry: Seven aces, beat that.
Chakotay: Eight aces.
Tom: I hate these nudie cards.
Neelix: If B'Elanna doesn't like it she shouldn't get out of the shower when I've got the Doctor's holoimager.
Harry: Besides, Seven's cards got all bent and sweaty.
Chakotay: Yeah, sorry about that.

 

[Mistral]

Paris: "Neelix, this is the lamest card trick I've ever seen."



Atavachron

Kim: "I agree, Tom. *addressing Neelix* Can I take this card out of my ass now?"

 

[Rat Boy]

With apologies to Bugs Bunny...

Paris: "Hah, full house. Beat that, sucker."

Neelix: "Oh, does that beat me? I only have two pair: a pair of ones and another pair of ones."

*Chakotay, Paris, and Kim slap their foreheads*

 

[Shatmandu]

Neelix: "I'll go make some Aldeberul waffles with Pelexian marmelade!"
Paris: "Just play the game, douchebag."

Paris, reaching for Neelix's chips: "You're out. Go run on your hamster wheel, bitch."

Kim: "I'll raise you ten credits and access to my Janeway shower-cam."
Neelix: "ALL IN!"

 

[Lucy of Nine]

Yay thanks for the photoshop win!

 

[Nerys Myk]

PARIS: How come when they play on the Enterprise they have a table and chairs?

 

[Koinek]

BTW, I promise with a sword to the heart that I will judge this contest on sunday so caption away safe in the knowledge that you will live to see if you've won.

 

[Rat Boy]

Paris: "Is that my wife? With an axe?"