VFWCC #13 - I CAN HAZ CAPTIONS?!

[Tachyon]

^LOOOOOOOL!!!

 

[Shatmandu]

Seriously, can you post anything that doesn't involve sex?

I often post fart jokes.

Joe, one-cheek-squeaking

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Kim: "Will you look at this, Shatmandu posted a caption that has nothing to do with sex or bodily functions."

Torres: "What does 'growling at the badger' mean?"

Seven: "Cunnilingus."

Kim: "So close..."

 

[Shatmandu]

Let me give it a shot.

Harry: "Look, it is a TV show."
Seven: "We should watch it."
Torres: "Yes, let's watch the program."

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Jeez, I feel like I've just had the family dog neutered!

 

[trilbymonkey]

Harry: See, Seven, if I use photoshop...
Seven: Yes?
Harry: And, presto! You've now got FF'S!

 

[Shatmandu]

Jeez, I feel like I've just had the family dog neutered!

They grew back ...

Harry: "If you still had a vagina, it would be right here."

 

[kimc]

^ Please keep in mind we have a diverse group of people posting here. "Colorful" humor you and your friends find funny isn't going to appeal to everyone. Thanks!

 

[Rat Boy]

Kim: "And here, let me show you my new Facebook photo."

Seven: "Why are you covered in makeup?"

Kim: "TOM!"

Torres: "That shade actually looks good on you."

Kim: "Really?"

 

[Triskelion]

Kim: Uh oh. Somebody broke Shatmandu. Code orange, people.
Seven: What's code orange?
Torres: We all take our tops off.
Seven: All?
Torres: Shatmandu.
Kim: All.

 

[Shatmandu]

^ Please keep in mind we have a diverse group of people posting here. "Colorful" humor you and your friends find funny isn't going to appeal to everyone. Thanks!

Oh, I understand how human interaction works. Thanks for the tip, though.

Joe, penis booby butt

 

[Turd Ferguson]

"Nope. According to the Federation Database, your bust sizes are outmatched by only two individuals. Captain James T. Kirk and Captain Montgomery Scott."

 

[Capt_Piett]

Seven: "It seems perfectly logical that he would wish his son to marry for wealth and looks, but what do "huge tracts of land" have to do with anything? And why does he keep singing?"

 

[Triskelion]

According to my calculations, Neelix's laxative should be kicking in right about...now.

 

[Shatmandu]

Harry: "I stayed up all night. Here's my estimation of the length of Tuvok's penis."

 

[Nerys Myk]

HARRY: So how much should we tip?

 

[Lucy of Nine]

HARRY: I know I shouldn't have looked, but when I saw the filename was 'Kathy_xxx_shots', well I just had to double click on it..
Torres : (Shudder)
Seven : Interesting how she uses a...
Torres : Don't even say it.

 

[26138]

Seven: "It seems perfectly logical that he would wish his son to marry for wealth and looks, but what do "huge tracts of land" have to do with anything? And why does he keep singing?"

Hooray for Monty Python references!

 

[Triskelion]

Harry: Now we calculate the inverse warp ratio as the square root of 28,281,209,088,064.
B'Elanna: So?
Harry: That gives us a sublight speed of 5138008 KPH. But that's not the weird part.
Seven: What is?
Harry: <holds PADD upside down> Boobies.

 

[Alrik]

Harry: "Whoever hacked into the Captains Facebook account and changed her Status from 'Single' to 'Kinky' did it from my PADD. Great. Now I'll never get that promotion."