VFWCC #13 - I CAN HAZ CAPTIONS?!

[Nerys Myk]

SEVEN:No Harry, this is not a "threesome". Please text a correction to your friends.

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Kim: "So what do you think ladies, this is how I'll look with twelve inches."

B'Elanna: "In your dreams, Harry."

Seven: "Have you considered getting a personality implanted?"

 

[Triskelion]

I'm going to make you ladies an offer....
Let's go.
I'm in.
Quatloos.
Loser.

 

[Shatmandu]

Harry: "If we use a metabolic phase-inducer, it is possible for both of you to sit on my face at the same time."

 

[trilbymonkey]

Seven: "So, if I consolidate all my loans into one easy payment.... Seems logical."

 

[Shatmandu]

Harry: "See? Where I plan on putting it, you can't get pregnant."

 

[Lucy of Nine]

Harry asked the girls if they thought his new facebook profile pic looked too 'photoshopped'.

 

[26138]

B'Elanna: Your medical record is interesting Harry - that bit about impotence explains a lot!

 

[Lucy of Nine]

Reposting mine... with an update...

Harry asked the girls if they thought his new facebook profile pic looked too 'photoshopped'.

(Harry's Facebook Padd below)

 

[Tachyon]

^Good one!

 

[Odo's_Bucket]

Seven : " Cornholio ? "
Harry : " T P for his bunghole ? "

 

[Triskelion]

Harry: We've got to realign the phase inducers for a triasphyx...a triaxfix...?
Seven: A triaxicutilgious...?
B'Elanna: A triaxillating warp field!
Harry: No, you're way off.

 

[Alrik]

Karaoke Night soon became the most popular activity of the week.

 

[Shatmandu]

Seven: "Readings indicate the blood flow to your nether-regions has increased seventy-three-point-nine percent. I would advise a visit to Sick Bay."
Torres: "Or the Holodeck."

 

[Triskelion]

Hey ladies. Check out my new calculator.

 

[Shatmandu]

Harry: "If we modulate a bouncytitty scanner and set the boobyblowjob relays to sixty-nine, it might knock the footjob into alignment with the spanking and fisting relays."
Seven: "..."
Torres: "What?"

 

[Odo's_Bucket]

Seriously, can you post anything that doesn't involve sex?

 

[Akiraprise]

He could, but why? Sex sells.

 

[26138]

Seven: "Readings indicate the blood flow to your nether-regions has increased seventy-three-point-nine percent. I would advise a visit to Sick Bay."
Torres: "Or the Holodeck."

Kim: At least there's blood flowing through my body, unlike certain silicone-filled parts of certain ex-borg persons. *cough*Seven*cough*

 

[Nerys Myk]

KIM: I've checked and double checked the regs. Sorry Lt Torres, you can't execute someone for giving you a bad perm.