VFWCC #12

[Koinek]

Alrighty, time for another Voyager Forum Weekly Caption Competition!

The winners from #11:
The honorable mention goes to:

Captain:"Have you come up with an answer Doctor?"
Doctor:"I believe so."
Captain:"Well, what is it?"
Doctor:"Half pepperoni, half sausage."
Captain:"Mmm. Good call."

Great suggestion Alrik! I got one and it's tasty. *munch* *munch*

Extra super-dooper special honorable mention goes to:

EMH: Curious... My tricorder picked up a Vulcan moving quite rapidly away from us a moment ago.

Janeway: Damn, that running Spock gag has even invaded the Voyager caption contest!

I like repeat memes and photoshop gags. Good job 26138

And finally, the winner from VFWCC #11 is:

Doctor: Oh for the love of... I keep getting mail for Captain Picard. When are those idiots are Starfleet going to get this straight. Picardo and Picard and not the same person...

Listen to this one: 'Captain Picard, do not trust Soran, he is plotting to destroy a solar system and has technology that is capable of easily destroying Galaxy class vessels. Immediately arrest Mr. Soran and quarantine the Armagosa Observatory. Failure to follow these orders could be disasterous."

Well screw this, I'm just going to start deleting his mail, maybe then someone will figure it out.

Well played sir. Well played.

And now for next week's image. It's another one from sickbay. I don't know why they're all so interesting:

 

[26138]

Thanks for the special mention!

Alien on the right: Tell me, what is the purpose of that multicolored ball hovering around over there?

EMH: We don't discuss it with outsiders.

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

EMH: "Oh treating other species is easy, even Vulcans. The hard part is stopping the Captain from licking his ear while he's sedated..."

 

[Kirby]

Woo Hoo !! Thanks for the win Koinek!!!

Doctor: Where we come from people are all gooey on the inside. It's pretty gross *** shudder ***

 

[Finn]

Doc: "I came across a physician in the medical database who can help with this condition. I created a hologram representation of a legendary Denobulan from the mid-22nd Century for Tuvok's treatment".

HoloPhlox: "Perfect! I'll use that rodent over there. They use them for this on Vulcan".

 

[Shatmandu]

Doctor: "Once you get past the ears and the forked penis, what makes him really alien is that hairline."

 

[Piper]

Neelix: I'm beginning to get pretty mad about all those threads taking the mickey out of me.

 

[Rat Boy]

The Doctor: "It's been almost a half-dozen caption contests since he passed out and we're still no closer to figuring out a solution."

 

[AdmiralGarak]

Two minutes earlier:

Neelix: "I'll hold the ladder steady while you get Naomi's beachball out of the rafters, Mister Vulcan! You can count on me!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

EMH: He's coming around. Hurry up and shave his head.

 

[Toban Kal]

Doctor: well, I think it's safe to say that it wasn't an aspirin you gave him.

 

[Toban Kal]

Doctor: Well basically when all the female crew members learned he'd entered Pon'far they decided to use his enhaced libido to work out some of the tensions they've been building up over the last seven years. Even Vulcan stamina has limits. He's collapsed out of exhaustion.
Captain: What we need to know is, can you wake him up. He ended up in sickbay before he got to me.

 

[Mistral]

Doctor: "It's the damndest thing-we just can't seem to pick interesting caption contest photos. Every time a new one posts somebody ends up lying down and going to sleep."

Alien: "Perhaps that oddly-colored ball has something to do with it..."

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

EMH: "Just FYI, if you're standing right next to me, you don't have to text."

 

[Koinek]

Doctor: "It's the damndest thing-we just can't seem to pick interesting caption contest photos. Every time a new one posts somebody ends up lying down and going to sleep."

Alien: "Perhaps that oddly-colored ball has something to do with it..."

 

[Nerys Myk]

EMH: He's not dead and Neelix apologized for attempting to strangle him. I'd say they're even

 

[26138]

Alien: While he's still unconscious, can we check to see if he's bifurcated?
EMH: You don't want to know...

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

EMH: "We need volunteers to ease his morning glories... ... anyone?"

 

[Triskelion]

Neelix: He kept insisting. It was Vulcan protocol. Damned Vulcan pride! Damn it all to hell!
Janeway (thinking): Oh Tuvok. Never ask a Talaxian to remove his shoes when entering your quarters!
Doc: Which is why we need the expertise of an exo-podiatrist like yourself. How's your sense of smell?
Dr Fetish: Lost it in a childhood accident. Mechanical...picker.
Janeway: Rice picker?
Dr Fetish: Um...yeah. A rice picker.

 

[scottydog]

EMH: "We need volunteers to ease his morning glories... ... anyone?"

Neelix: "Well, I do have two hands...."