VFWCC #10 - Happy New Captions!

[Lucy of Nine]

Any ones about floating beach balls/colourful floating onions always make giggle...

 

[Velocity]

Neelix: I admit my dismount was a little sloppy Mr. Vulcan, but after all, you pinched my neck a little.
Tuvok: I was only exploring the...uh...Talaxian neck trick...but you appear to be immune (shudder).

 

[Nebusj]

``Don't fight it, Mister Vulcan! It's a lot of fun turning into a frog. See? Ribbit, ribbit! Ribbit! Ribbit!''

 

[Spock-2012]

Tuvok: When I said I enjoyed your company, this isn't what I meant...

 

[Triskelion]

Mr Neelix, there is no tongue in CPR.

 

[Candlelight]

Pon Farr, Day 3. Mr Neelix decided it was his turn on top.

 

[Candlelight]

"But it's too big!! This compartment doesn't make sense compared to the exterior!!"
"Tuvok, get a hold of yourself!"
"It won't even fit in the shuttlebay!!! Waaaaaaahhh!!!"

 

[Shatmandu]

Neelix: "You're over a hundred, and that was your first time doing anal?"

 

[Shatmandu]

Neelix: "Sick Bay, I need an emergency medical team outside Conduit B, Deck Twelve. And you can tell the Captain I found out who installed the peephole in her shower."

 

[Rat Boy]

Neelix: "Right, I forgot. You're allergic to peanuts."

 

[Shatmandu]

Neelix: "If you install in-toilet cameras in the Captain's quarters, you must remember Chakotay comes over to play pinochle on Tuesdays."

 

[scottydog]

Neelix: "Tuvok, this episode's alien-of-the-week has already been chosen and so you don't need to alter your forehead."

 

[Turd Ferguson]

After the demise of "Cooking With Neelix," Neelix decided to try his hand at a ship wide broadcast of gay Talaxian-on-Vulcan porn.

 

[Shatmandu]

Ethan Phillips: "Tim, did your vision of the future reveal anything about my career after the show ends? Huh?"

 

[jgdst]

Tuvok: Get... me... some... WATER
Neelix: WATER MY ASS! GET THIS GUY SOME PEPTO-BISMOL!

 

[kimc]

All good things must come to an end. Closing per OP's request.