I like big bays and I can not lie ?
I like big bays and I cannot lie
Star Trek fans just can't deny
When a craft flies in,
Discovery's on the case
Like we got a shuttlecraft race
The crew shouts! All the pilots stare
Dang that ship is square!
Flyin' through the deep space lanes
Is a ship like a weather vane.
Now Starfleet! They wanna get wit'cha
Cause the ship's a cringe-ah
Out in space we keep it grungy
Cause everybody knows that
Discovery's so ugly
Ooh, boxy nacelles
The pylons just don't bend
So groove it and move it, if you got warp drive then prove it
Captain Garth is dancin', and Number One is glancin'
She's hatin'...it, get Starfleet runnin' this set
We're tired of all these chairs
That don't accommodate crew's flair
Take the chief engineer, run and tell him that
You gotta have shuttlecraft!
Runabouts? YEAH! Shuttles? YEAH!
Got forcefields on the deck? OH YEAH!
Tell 'em to shake it (SHAKE IT!), shake it (SHAKE IT!),
Shake that shuttlecraft butt.
Starfleet got back!