URGENT!! Hoax e-mail warning!

[Messianni]

If you see a book called Darkly Dreaming Dexter, buy it.

*D's*

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

^ OTOH, if you hear of stuff that you know is too scary for you, ignore it.

*EEEEEEEEEEEE's*

 

[The Boy Who Cried Worf]

This thread has run its course. You should all stop posting now.











*Cease*

 

[Captain Ice]

Come on folks, move along


*appease*

 

[RoJoHen]

Have a desire for buttsex? Don't ignore it!

*Anal ease*

If the sign on the door says "Exit only," don't ignore it.

*Please?*

 

[kathryn i am]

If someone gives you hand-me-down clothes, don't ignore them.

*frees*

 

[Dac]

If your ice cream is to cold to eat, Ignore it.

*Freeze*

 

[tharpdevenport]

You can't spell "TITS!" without

*T's*

 

[RandyS]

If you get an email saying you won a lottery you didn't enter, ignore it.

Though I personally have now won well over 100 of these things and am the richest man alive.

If only I could figure out how to collect.........

 

[All Seeing Eye]

First time i've seen this thread....

I preferred the joke I made though about phoning the health department and getting nothing but crackling on the line.

 

[Praetor]

When you gotta go, you gotta go.

*pees*

 

[Kirk's_Tights]

I've recently been getting a few spam emails about gay guys.


Uh....they clearly have no use for me so I don't get it?

 

[RoJoHen]

I've recently been getting a few spam emails about gay guys.


Uh....they clearly have no use for me so I don't get it?

At least they're not trying to get you to increase your penis size!

 

[Praetor]

I didn't care about the increase in size, but the performance?

*tease*

 

[Kirk's_Tights]

Why can't I just get emails about free monthy pads? I hate spending money on that shit.

 

[Praetor]

Menstruation?

*flees*

 

[Kirk's_Tights]

It's okay, I play more video games during that time so I can shoot people. GTA4 is a great relief for cramps and mood swings.

 

[trekkiedane]

When I first saw this thread I thought...




*TEATS*

 

[Praetor]

It's okay, I play more video games during that time so I can shoot people. GTA4 is a great relief for cramps and mood swings.

Thank god you have a coping mechanism. I was tired from running already.

*wheeze*

 

[Australis]

Yes, your legs were probably starting to hurt. Ignoire them.

*knees*