If you hear a quack-like sound coming from someone in a crowded elevator, ignore it.
*'Breeze'*
*'Breeze'*
URGENT!! Hoax e-mail warning!
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If your kid is pissing you off to buy a game system, ignore it.
*Wii's*
*Wii's*
I just got an e-mail from the FCC -- they say "South Park" will have ... gasp ... curse words! Surely they're joking. ;-)
If you get an e-mail telling you "carpe diem", don't ignore it. It's telling you what to do with the day.
*seize!*
*seize!*
If you get an email tell you your boat has slipped it's mooring, ignore it.
*Quays*
( http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/quay )
*Quays*
( http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/quay )
There's a sale on at Bluenotes. Ignore it.
*Tees*
*Tees*
Have a desire for buttsex? Don't ignore it!
*Anal ease*
*Anal ease*
If you get an email about a sure-fire method of curing insomnia, let me know.
* Z's *
* Z's *
If you get an email tell you your boat has slipped it's mooring, ignore it.
*Quays*
( http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/quay )
Brilliant! It looks so wrong, but it does sound right.You guys are amazing, they should use this thread in English classes to teach rhyming
If you see a McDonalds, ignore it.
*Grease*
*Grease*
If you see an ad from a store advertising a 52in 1080p LCD HDTV for $499, ignore it.
*tease*
*tease*
If you look out the window and the horizon is rising and falling, ignore it.
*seas*
*seas*
If there are a lot of old people on your lawn, ignore them.
*Geeze*
*Geeze*
Whip it.
*whip it good*
*whip it good*
If people don't remember the central joke of this thread, don't let them ignore it. 
*Please*
*Please*
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