URGENT!! Hoax e-mail warning!

[Australis]

If there is a rattling sound at your front door, it's probably a relative, ignore it.

*keys*

 

[Australis]

And if I'm drunk on your lawn, ignore it.

*pees*

 

[NCC-1701-B]

If you get an email from a hobo asking for money, ignore it.


*Pleas*

 

[trampledamage]

This thread is getting simultaneously worse and better!

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

I love the new Yankee Stadium, especially the facade around the top.

*Frieze*

 

[auntiehill]

This thread requires the appropriate sound effects:

Rimshot

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

If you hear somebody tell you to eat your vegetables, ignore it.

*Peas*

 

[RJDiogenes]

If you find a Thread full of puns, prepare for the worst.

Jeez.

 

[Lindley]

If you receive an email from the Department of Health telling you not to eat tinned pork because of swine flu - ignore it. It's just spam.

*Sneeze*

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

^ And if you get a funny feeling in your stomach, ignore that too.

*Quease*

 

[Supreme Admiral]

Very funny, guys.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

If you watch the movie Waterworld and you get to the scene with the old oil tanker, ignore it.

*'Deez*

 

[Kommander]

No one really wants to know what spam is made of. What has been learned cannot be unlearned.

Chopped pork shoulder meat with ham meat added, salt, water, sugar, sodium nitrate.

According the what showed up in a Google search, anyway...

 

[Lindley]

No one really wants to know what spam is made of. What has been learned cannot be unlearned.

Chopped pork shoulder meat with ham meat added, salt, water, sugar, sodium nitrate.

According the what showed up in a Google search, anyway...

Holy shit.

 

[Australis]

If you get some pr0n in an email, ignore it.

*sleaze*


(can't believe I didn't think of that one earlier...)

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

If you have trouble breathing, *don't* ignore it.

*Wheeze*

Although if you have sexual fantasies about Mrs. Jefferson, ignore them:

*Weezie*

 

[The Boy Who Cried Worf]

No one really wants to know what spam is made of. What has been learned cannot be unlearned.

Chopped pork shoulder meat with ham meat added, salt, water, sugar, sodium nitrate.

According the what showed up in a Google search, anyway...

I had spam once. I think I was unaware you are supposed to cook it so I ate it right out of the can. That was 13 years ago. I haven't had it since.

 

[RJDiogenes]

If you spend so much time online that you turn into an Avatar, take a walk outside.


Meez.

 

[Triskelion]

If you receive an email from the Department of Health telling you not to chase James Bond down a mountain - ignore it. It's just spam.

*Skis*

 

[Starbreaker]

Don't be tempted by the fruit of another.

*Squeeze*