URGENT!! Hoax e-mail warning!

[NickInABox]

If you receive an email from the Department of Health telling you not to eat tinned pork because of swine flu - ignore it. It's just spam.














*Flees*

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

And if you receive an email from your dog because it can't scratch...ignore it.

*Fleas*

 

[tharpdevenport]

Really? Gosh -- fake e-mails from the Department of Health?!


The Department of Health wouldn't e-mail you if there was a country-wide epidemic of Super Death Flu (or as Obama would call it: S1D1).

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

If you receive an email from the weather service informing you of a cold snap...ignore it.

*Freeze*

 

[trampledamage]

Now stop it both of you, I'm in danger of waking the kids up from laughing too loudly!

 

[NickInABox]

If you get a bill in the mail, ignore it


*Fees*

 

[trampledamage]

Don't make me come over there!

 

[NickInABox]

If there's a hive in your yard, ignore it.

*Bees*

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

If you receive an email from the Department of Health telling you not to eat tinned pork because of swine flu - ignore it. It's just spam.














*Flees*

Ugh. Another line that will give me cancer.

Although i gotta say, you're kinda cute in your nerdy comments.

 

[The Boy Who Cried Worf]

What exactly is tinned pork? Spam? Those small cans of deviled ham? Those big cans of real ham? Vienna sausages?

 

[Amaris]

What exactly is tinned pork? Spam? Those small cans of deviled ham? Those big cans of real ham? Vienna sausages?

Oh, no, silly. None of those things contain pork!

*Calories*

J.

 

[Skywalker]

If you see another one of these lame jokes, ignore it.

*Please*

 

[Praetor]

No one really wants to know what spam is made of. What has been learned cannot be unlearned.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

If there is processed dairy product on your sandwich, ignore it.

*Cheese*

 

[NickInABox]

What exactly is tinned pork? Spam? Those small cans of deviled ham? Those big cans of real ham? Vienna sausages?

Spam. lol. Thanks for kind of getting the joke.

 

[NickInABox]

Also, ITT: A new form of joke.

If you find wood in a park, ignore it.


*Trees*

 

[Australis]

If these jokes are making it hard to breathe due to excessive laughter, ignore them,

*wheeze*

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

If there are golfers on your lawn, ignore them.

*Tees*

 

[Australis]

If there are naked people on your lawn, it's entrapment, ignore them.

*tease*

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

If your legs hurt and you can't walk right, ignore them.

*Knees*