RobertScorpio
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^^ some of these are actually pretty good FINN..
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DS9-Sixth Season
Q finally returns and demands a rematch with Sisko; in the ring. If Sisko wins, Q will never return..if Q wins, then Sisko must give him the baseball on his desk. The fight comes down to the final round...Sisko has Jadzia as his coach--Q has Joe Fraizer (in a cameo). Sisko barely wins...B plot. Quark's is infested with invisible (thus very cheap to film) insects...
Q finally returns and demands a rematch with Sisko; in the ring. If Sisko wins, Q will never return..if Q wins, then Sisko must give him the baseball on his desk. The fight comes down to the final round...Sisko has Jadzia as his coach--Q has Joe Fraizer (in a cameo). Sisko barely wins...B plot. Quark's is infested with invisible (thus very cheap to film) insects...
DS9:
Experiencing a vision from the Prophets, Sisko sees himself as the captain of a tour helicopter in late 20th century Hawaii, who struggles with his friend; Doctor Bashir as a laid-back private investigator who owes Sisko thousands of dollars in gas money. Odo is the exasperated caretaker of a waterfront villa owned by a famous novelist seen as Jake. Quark is the manager of a beachside club. O'Brien is a generic villain-of-the-week who dies slowly in a horrible explosion.
Experiencing a vision from the Prophets, Sisko sees himself as the captain of a tour helicopter in late 20th century Hawaii, who struggles with his friend; Doctor Bashir as a laid-back private investigator who owes Sisko thousands of dollars in gas money. Odo is the exasperated caretaker of a waterfront villa owned by a famous novelist seen as Jake. Quark is the manager of a beachside club. O'Brien is a generic villain-of-the-week who dies slowly in a horrible explosion.
TNG
Temporal Longing
Data uses a temporal loop to go back in time to save Tasha Yar from her impending doom. To his dismay, he finds that he can change nothing, because everything in the past has all ready happened. Discouraged, he decides to return to the future but cannot because the future has moved on from when he left. It’s up to Captain Picard to do the impossible--to come up with a way to get Data back.
Temporal Longing
Data uses a temporal loop to go back in time to save Tasha Yar from her impending doom. To his dismay, he finds that he can change nothing, because everything in the past has all ready happened. Discouraged, he decides to return to the future but cannot because the future has moved on from when he left. It’s up to Captain Picard to do the impossible--to come up with a way to get Data back.
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RobertScorpio
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VOYAGER-Sixth Season
Private Dancer
Wanting to understand more about humans, Seven of Nine researches the subject of "pole dancing". She studies the various moves, and finally decides to demonstrate her new found ability. She invites a totally oblivious Harry to the holodeck. He enters and finds a couch, and a long pole that reaches up to the ceiling.
He hears Seven tells him to sit down on the couch, which he does. Seven then comes out of the dark wearing on a thong and a bra. Harry watches as Seven climbs aboard the pole and begins her dance, to the grinding beat of a song. When she ends with her legs wrapped around Harry's neck, and her crotch inches from his face, Harry begins to laugh. He tells her that he sees no practical reason for pole dancing, and leaves the holosuit.
Seven of nine tells the computer to end, and destroy, the program.
(The episode is highly respected by many fans of the show who are glad that Harry saw how foolish the whole thing was. Star Trek's nerd factor goes up one more notch)
Private Dancer
Wanting to understand more about humans, Seven of Nine researches the subject of "pole dancing". She studies the various moves, and finally decides to demonstrate her new found ability. She invites a totally oblivious Harry to the holodeck. He enters and finds a couch, and a long pole that reaches up to the ceiling.
He hears Seven tells him to sit down on the couch, which he does. Seven then comes out of the dark wearing on a thong and a bra. Harry watches as Seven climbs aboard the pole and begins her dance, to the grinding beat of a song. When she ends with her legs wrapped around Harry's neck, and her crotch inches from his face, Harry begins to laugh. He tells her that he sees no practical reason for pole dancing, and leaves the holosuit.
Seven of nine tells the computer to end, and destroy, the program.
(The episode is highly respected by many fans of the show who are glad that Harry saw how foolish the whole thing was. Star Trek's nerd factor goes up one more notch)
^ I can see that happening.
Voyager
"Substantive Love"
Seven of Nine and The Doctor have an affair and Seven gets pregnant. They realize that their baby has taken after his father when, at age three, he walks through the hull wall. They are sure that he is dead until five years later: While confronting a Borg cube, an eight year old Borg comes on Voyager's screen to tell them that "resistance is futile...." Seven and The Doctor recognize him, but Picard refuses to let them launch a rescue mission.
Voyager
"Substantive Love"
Seven of Nine and The Doctor have an affair and Seven gets pregnant. They realize that their baby has taken after his father when, at age three, he walks through the hull wall. They are sure that he is dead until five years later: While confronting a Borg cube, an eight year old Borg comes on Voyager's screen to tell them that "resistance is futile...." Seven and The Doctor recognize him, but Picard refuses to let them launch a rescue mission.
That must have been... a very peculiar DNA re-arrangement, to say the least. 
I'm afraid I'm not following you here.
RobertScorpio
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DS9-season 7
After a sensual night of love making, and shapeshifting, Odo becomes trapped inside of Kira's 'special place'. Unless Odo can get out and into his bucket, he will die 'inside' of her.
B Plot...Worf and Quark are locked in a battle of wits over a game of Battleship...
After a sensual night of love making, and shapeshifting, Odo becomes trapped inside of Kira's 'special place'. Unless Odo can get out and into his bucket, he will die 'inside' of her.
B Plot...Worf and Quark are locked in a battle of wits over a game of Battleship...
I hate it when "that" happens to me.
Shouldn't that read battle of "twits"?
DS9
Significance
Sisko, Emissary of a god he doesn’t believe in, has a vision in which he is given command of a starship that goes nowhere. While he is trying to figure out the significance of this vision, he goes to the holodeck to play baseball, a dead game that no one is interested in anymore. This is the first episode in which we see Sisko with one eyebrow shaved in order to make him appear less boring.
B plot-- Nog and Jake develop an interest in classical music and decide to follow the lives of the Beatles. While on the holodeck, they see Yoko Ono nude for a cover shot and run out of the holodeck traumatized and screaming.
Significance
Sisko, Emissary of a god he doesn’t believe in, has a vision in which he is given command of a starship that goes nowhere. While he is trying to figure out the significance of this vision, he goes to the holodeck to play baseball, a dead game that no one is interested in anymore. This is the first episode in which we see Sisko with one eyebrow shaved in order to make him appear less boring.
B plot-- Nog and Jake develop an interest in classical music and decide to follow the lives of the Beatles. While on the holodeck, they see Yoko Ono nude for a cover shot and run out of the holodeck traumatized and screaming.
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RobertScorpio
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LOL!!! I like the B plot for a MOVIE!
TNG-Season Four
After noticing his first hints at facial hair, Wesley begs his mother to do a risky operation that will remove the hair growing regions, not only on his face, but all over his body!!!
B plot...Geordi and Data compete to see who can make the best paper airplane!
DS9:
Captain Sisko leaps into Benny Russell, a depressed mental patient who receives shock therapy as soon as he leaps in. In order to return to Deep Space Nine, Sisko must receive another dosage of shock therapy.
Captain Sisko leaps into Benny Russell, a depressed mental patient who receives shock therapy as soon as he leaps in. In order to return to Deep Space Nine, Sisko must receive another dosage of shock therapy.
OMG. So many of these are absolutely hilarious (and a surprise few actually sound like decent episodes) - but this one takes the cake.
RobertScorpio
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Enterprise--Season 4
While visting Earth, Captain Acher's old buddy, Skippy Newton, comes aboard and is really attracted to T'pol, to the point that he begs Archer to set them up on a date.
B Plot--Reed and Hoshi discover the classic game of RISK and introduce it to Trip and Phlox. An all nighter game results in tension between Reed and Phlox...
Rob
While visting Earth, Captain Acher's old buddy, Skippy Newton, comes aboard and is really attracted to T'pol, to the point that he begs Archer to set them up on a date.
B Plot--Reed and Hoshi discover the classic game of RISK and introduce it to Trip and Phlox. An all nighter game results in tension between Reed and Phlox...
Rob
This just popped to mind-
TNG- Season 5
While the Enterprise docks at a Klingon spacedock for a conference, Beverly finds an old picture from when Picard and Jack Crusher was on the Stargazer. Picard recalls the first time he met Wesley, as a 8 month old baby when Beverly bought her aboard. There was a Talarian attack. Guess who saved the day.
TNG- Season 5
While the Enterprise docks at a Klingon spacedock for a conference, Beverly finds an old picture from when Picard and Jack Crusher was on the Stargazer. Picard recalls the first time he met Wesley, as a 8 month old baby when Beverly bought her aboard. There was a Talarian attack. Guess who saved the day.
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