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Our hero is only used to defending herself from ten toed adversaries in a hot tub.

Neelix had a two toe advantage over every other man in the universe that had tried to ply through her defenses into that well sought after clunge.
 
I get into trouble if I don't pretend that Kathryn is beautiful and young.

Soooooooooooooooooooooooo much pretending.
 
Our hero is only used to defending herself from ten toed adversaries in a hot tub.

Neelix had a two toe advantage over every other man in the universe that had tried to ply through her defenses into that well sought after clunge.

You're assuming Q had only two feet down there under the suds. The appearance is really up to him after all.
 
Our hero is only used to defending herself from ten toed adversaries in a hot tub.

Neelix had a two toe advantage over every other man in the universe that had tried to ply through her defenses into that well sought after clunge.

You're assuming Q had only two feet down there under the suds. The appearance is really up to him after all.

Thing is all those play doh like possibilities never worked for Odo, at least for me. It's a bit icky. It doesn't work for Q either.
 
Our hero is only used to defending herself from ten toed adversaries in a hot tub.

Neelix had a two toe advantage over every other man in the universe that had tried to ply through her defenses into that well sought after clunge.

You're assuming Q had only two feet down there under the suds. The appearance is really up to him after all.

Thing is all those play doh like possibilities never worked for Odo, at least for me. It's a bit icky. It doesn't work for Q either.

[yt]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8lrfRwNlfs[/yt]
 
The bloke Kathy made babies with, had paws and a tail, it's possible she's beyond humanoid conventions in the bedroom or wheresoever she choses to throw down.

It's likely that what looked like a bloke who was ringing her bell in Work force had a completely alien, and i do mean HG Geiger Alien, reproductive system so baffling that he didn't qualify in the strictest sense of the facts as male or female.... Then went back for more, then asked him to move in so she could get free milk from an ineffable gender
 
Hentai, even tartar sauce does not improve it.

Besides, Q'd never come between Janeway and 7. And Star Trek really isn't a hentai kind of universe. Farscape, maybe, but not Trek.

Rewatch the episode. This is the one where Neelix admits with a well timed gulp and whimper to Q that he is desperately in love with Janeway, but he's not good enough for her, and he knows it, so he's not going to bother her with the information and Q FIGURES IT OUT and then makes fun of Neelix saying that he'll dedicate his maiden voyage into voyagers captains maidenhead to the little kitchenrat.

I didn't catch it the first time either.
 
Do or did?

I don't watch much star trek any more, but I do have the complete set on dvd.

I spent most of the nineties watching all my VHS tapes over and over again because public television in New Zealand after midnight was nothing but infomercials.

Now very rarely, i have to rewatch Equinox one damn more time because there's an argument I medically need to win.

Right now I'm watching the John Laroquette Show, because I can.
 
I can never get past the bit where she pronounces it eequinox, so I've never seen it.
 
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