Two Sookies (True Blood)

[Joe Washington]

On Farscape, John Crichton goes through an incident that splits him into two identical people, each with his memories, personality, and skills. What would you guys think if something like that happened to Sookie and one Sookie ends up with Bill while the other ends up with Eric?

 

[OmahaStar]

What if? What if? What if? What if? What if? What if? What if? What if?

There is only one Sookie. Leave it at that.

 

[Starbreaker]

This is the weirdest one yet. Props.

 

[sidious618]

This is the weirdest one yet. Props.

I don't even watch the show and I know it's odd.

 

[JonathonWally]

What if there were two Joe Washingtons?

 

[Joe Washington]

Would it kill you guys to indulge me and my harmless flights of fantasy?

I ask questions like this to stir up people's imagination but every time I ask them, you guys make it sound like I saying there is no God or like I'm burning the American flag.

And can any of you guys explain the logic of constantly commenting on a number of my threads that you clearly dislike? If you don't want any part of this or feel it doesn't make sense, don't reply to it and go on with your merry way in the forum. But if you want a part of it and have something more substantial to say beyond your usual negative crap and that could actually move this thread along, I'm all ears.

I've been posting threads of this kind for over a year now and you guys still act like you're surprised and horiffied by these "scandals" of mine. Everyone has a thing. "What if" threads among other things are mine. Whether they are about Lost, Battlestar Galactica, Babylon 5, or True Blood. Considering the number of stuff I've read and seen on the Internet, I could have done a hell of a lot worse than asking hypothetical questions. So deal with it or don't deal with it. Frankly, I'm tired and sick of this crap. That includes your crap, OmahaStar. I am beyond tired of you and your arrogant SVM purist behavior.

This will be the last time I'll be commenting on this onslaught of insults. You guys aren't worth the breath anymore.

 

[Starbreaker]

Is there even any proper way to respond? One of them would be with Eric and the other would be with Bill... and then what? They both go their separate ways?

 

[Nerys Myk]

Maybe they can wind up with each other.

 

[Joe Washington]

Just take in the context of the show and ask yourself how things would be altered by such a profound turn of events. And believe me, things would be different if there were two Sookies instead of one. Just think about it. Let's say this happened by the end of Season 2 because of some curse Maryann put on her before Sam killed her.

 

[od0_ital]

^

But you're takin' something that isn't from the show (the twinnin' of John Crichton) and tryin' to apply it to True Blood, which, as far as I know, hasn't shown anyone who has the capability to twin someone that same way.

And that's why you're "what if?" threads are more mind numbin' than thought provokin' - no offense.

 

[Obiwanshinobi]

The clone would most likely turn evil somehow, possibly vamped. But yeah they wouldn't keep them both around. But yeah, this is what it would remind me of.

I still like your threads. Keep them comin!

 

[Starbreaker]

An evil lesbian twin... I like where this is going now.

 

[paudemge]

We would get twice as much naked Anna Paquin? That might be a good thing.http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001593/

 

[Admiral_Young]

If there were two Sookies it's very possible that I would actually watch the show.

 

[The Comedian]

Maybe they can wind up with each other.

This.

Thread over, man. Thread over.