Twisted Line-By-Line

[May 20]

TUVOK: Acknowledged.

 

[Orac]

Kim: Is there anything else I can do for you, sir?

 

[Oddish]

TUVOK: "I presume this notable impatience is due to your desire to attend the festivities in Holodeck two."

 

[May 20]

KIM: Yes, sir.

 

[Kertrats47]

TUVOK: May I remind you that your duty shift does not officially terminate for another 34 minutes? However, I believe the holodeck power conduits would benefit from a routine inspection.

 

[Oddish]

KIM: "Yes, sir! I'll get right on it."

 

[Kertrats47]

TUVOK: All stop. Mister Kim.

 

[May 20]

(There is something fuzzy on the viewscreen.)
KIM: What is that?

 

[Orac]

Tuvock: Magnify. I am afraid that holodeck inspection will have to wait, Ensign.

 

[Hopeful Romantic]

[Holodeck - Sandrine's]

NEELIX: Wait till you taste this cake. Seven layers of Jibelian fudge, and the icing is made from pureed l'maki nuts, Kes's favorite.

 

[sekundant]

JANEWAY: Now make a wish and blow out the candles.

 

[Athena28]

KES: What do I wish for?

 

[May 20]

SANDRINE: Anything your petit coeur desires, ma cherie. And with a figure like hers, she'll probably get it too.

 

[sekundant]

KES: Okay, I wish for

 

[Kertrats47]

TORRES (Interrupting): Don't tell us! The wish has to be a secret if it's going to come true!

 

[May 20]

I have always loved that Torres was the one who stopped Kes from sharing her wish!

(Kes blows out her two candles and everyone applauds.)
GAUNT GARY: I hate to interrupt this tender little moment, Tommy boy, but don't you think it's about time we shot a rack?

 

[sekundant]

PARIS: In a minute. Birthday gifts are also an Earth tradition.

 

[Orac]

Kes: Oh, thank you, Tom. You didn't have to.

 

[May 20]

PARIS: Hey, who am I to fly in the face of tradition?

 

[Hopeful Romantic]

(It is a pendant.)

KES: Tom, it's beautiful. It must have cost you a week's worth of replicator rations.


[Nothin' says love like replicator rations. ]