Twenty Things That Never Happen on Star Trek

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  1. Henoch

    Henoch Glowing Globe Premium Member

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    Tell that to the Horta...:whistle:
     
  2. at Quark's

    at Quark's Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    Admiral Nechayev's incoming message signal is noticed by no one of the senior crew because Data's death metal act is way too loud for that.
     
  3. Delta Vega

    Delta Vega Commodore Commodore

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    People panicking in the lower decks when Kirk tells them over the intercom that an alien force has given them ten seconds to live, or a minute for that matter
     
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  4. Tribble Threat

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    Something happens on Earth, and the crew don't go to Earth because they're too far away to get there anytime soon.
     
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  5. Nyotarules

    Nyotarules Vice Admiral Moderator

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    The UFP realises its semi defence, military wing Starfleet is the size of California and has more people than the population of Canada so decide the San Francsico offices are too small
     
  6. Tribble Threat

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    That's so true! And speaking of San Francisco, when they go to Earth, they hardly ever go anywhere except San Francisco, especially when they time travel on accident.
     
  7. Tenacity

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    The Enterprise encounters a advance powerful super being who isn't a colossal pain in the ass.
     
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  8. Tenacity

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    You just know that Kirk got some of that hot milf lava loving.