Trekmares

[Balthier the Great]

Just a bit of Holloween fun. What is the most evil, nightmarish thing that JJ Abrams could put in Star Trek XI? What is it that would have you run screaming from the theaters?

Anyway: here's mine. The movie *is* about time travel. Old Spock goes back in time to save Captain Kirk, but in doing so he manages to change history such that everyone else is living in a living hell. And this is the HAPPY ending.

I'm sure someone else can come up with a better one.

 

[dave_R_treker]

At the end of the movie Denny Crane wakes up next to Alan and says that he just had a bad dream.

 

[The Wormhole]

-A four digit regsitry number starting with zero.
-A ship with only one nacelle.
-A Romulan with a tattoo.
-A Space Octopus.

Oh, what? All these things are in the movie? Oh my...

 

[shapeshifter]

That Star Trek really does suck and we have to listen to the... naysayers gloating about telling us so.

 

[Sector 7]

That Star Trek really does suck and we have to listen to the... naysayers gloating about telling us so.

AAAAAAAAAGH! Now that WOULD give me Trekmares!

 

[Temis the Vorta]

Berman & Braga's name in the credits.

...hey some traditions should never die.

 

[Jen]

-A Space Octopus.

Um. A space octopus? What?

 

[superstring01]

Berman & Braga's name in the credits.

Shit! That would beat "The Strangers" in my book.

~String

 

[scotthm]

Just a bit of Holloween fun. What is the most evil, nightmarish thing that JJ Abrams could put in Star Trek XI?

Having Kate Mulgrew play a scene as Captain Janeway's great-great grandmother.

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[M'Sharak]

-A Space Octopus.

Um. A space octopus? What?

There's a rumor floating around (can't recall where it came from, at the moment) that one of the bad-guy ships (possibly Nero's, but I don't think that's certain) resembles a giant octopus in shape. Then again, another item I saw said that one of the toy starships to released next year in association with the movie has a squid-like or octopus-like shape.

So, yeah -- teh evil space octopus.

 

[Balthier the Great]

Just a bit of Holloween fun. What is the most evil, nightmarish thing that JJ Abrams could put in Star Trek XI?

Having Kate Mulgrew play a scene as Captain Janeway's great-great grandmother.

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I'm gonna have nightmares! thanks.

 

[Dane_Whitman]

TNG Season 1 Wesley arrives and saves the ship while intoxicated.

 

[baxart]

Time travel.
Haven't we had enough? Seriously.

 

[I am not Spock]

^ Agreed.

Also, Space Octopus. Seriously? That sucks.

 

[T'Aerwynd]

... the movie comes to a dead, screeching halt somewhere near the middle. As the screen "rips," out steps Tim Allen and the crew of GalaxyQuest ...

 

[Canadave]

An all-CGI alien with an extremely stereotypical Caribbean accent is introduced for "comic relief".

 

[I am not Spock]

An all-CGI alien with an extremely stereotypical Caribbean accent is introduced for "comic relief".

Argggh!

'Meesa Ensign Jar Jar Binks, Cap'n'

 

[superstring01]

 

[xortex]

Just a bit of Holloween fun. What is the most evil, nightmarish thing that JJ Abrams could put in Star Trek XI? What is it that would have you run screaming from the theaters?

Anyway: here's mine. The movie *is* about time travel. Old Spock goes back in time to save Captain Kirk, but in doing so he manages to change history such that everyone else is living in a living hell. And this is the HAPPY ending.

I'm sure someone else can come up with a better one.

It's gonna start with Spock crying his way to the bank.

 

[Lapis Exilis]

Uhura turns to Kirk at any time and says, "I... I'm frightened."

The crew all shares a friendly (but utterly fake) laugh on the bridge at the very end after some completely unfunny comment by one of them.