Trekker's First Rule of Judging People Instantly by Apperance

[Emher]

Rule 3. If you're under 50 and own a BMW, there's about a 90% chance that you are a douchebag. If it's a motorcycle, this rule does not apply to you.

I own a BMW.

I'd expect you're in the 10% then. Model?

 

[JonathonWally]

If people will wear glasses with full shutters, then no lenses at all seems a mild enough step.

And I for one welcome faux-hawk! I think it looks so cheeky and sweet. Love it. Probably not a good idea of you're middle-aged though, then you will definitely look like a "douchebag"!

did you just call me "middle-aged"?

 

[Crusher Disciple]

Edit to Add: Also (and this one probably sounds REALLY silly) -- if I walk up to you at your desk at work, and it's a complete and utter shatstorm... Instant down-check.

My desk is always messy cuz I move stuff around so I can have sex on it.

 

[An Officer]

did you just call me "middle-aged"?

Are you over 60? If so, you look very good for your age.

 

[JonathonWally]

Edit to Add: Also (and this one probably sounds REALLY silly) -- if I walk up to you at your desk at work, and it's a complete and utter shatstorm... Instant down-check.

My desk is always messy cuz I move stuff around so I can have sex on it.

I just push it all off to the floor, no time to place items around.

 

[RoJoHen]

did you just call me "middle-aged"?

Are you over 60? If so, you look very good for your age.

Since when is 60 middle-aged? You're entering old fogey territory right there.

 

[Guartho]

I suppose the lighting is what's responsible for giving him a giant torso and head? Worf could be shining the Captain's head with an orbital buffer in the first frame.

Since experience "riders" stay behind the horseshoe and Riker refers to the chair I imagine it's higher so everyone can see it from back there. Ok, I guess maybe they couldn't cut down into the floor or something, but I like my version.

 

[Kestra]

Rule 3. If you're under 50 and own a BMW, there's about a 90% chance that you are a douchebag. If it's a motorcycle, this rule does not apply to you.

I own a BMW.

I'd expect you're in the 10% then. Model?

I drive a X3.

 

[Emher]

Must....resist...snide...anti...SUV...remark...


...well at least it's the small SUV.

 

[Kestra]

So am I in the 90% afterall, then?

 

[Holdfast]

X3 and especially X5 owners round are even worse drivers than I am. And that's saying something.

 

[Emher]

So am I in the 90% afterall, then?

Well part of me is sorta going "But she seems so nice!" Sorry, gotta go with Holdy with this, the percentage is even higher in those. X3 is slightly more in the clear though so I still consider you a good person, albeit on probation.

If you drove an Audi Q7 though there would be no saving you.

 

[Kestra]

X3 and especially X5 owners round are even worse drivers than I am. And that's saying something.

Well part of me is sorta going "But she seems so nice!" Sorry, gotta go with Holdy with this, the percentage is even higher in those. X3 is slightly more in the clear though so I still consider you a good person, albeit on probation

Ah who cares, I love my car!

 

[Emher]

Well that gains you some points towards not being on probation. As long as you love your car, you're not a bad person.

 

[Holdfast]

X3 and especially X5 owners round are even worse drivers than I am. And that's saying something.

Well part of me is sorta going "But she seems so nice!" Sorry, gotta go with Holdy with this, the percentage is even higher in those. X3 is slightly more in the clear though so I still consider you a good person, albeit on probation

Ah who cares, I love my car!

Time for an old BMW gag:

A lawyer was just opening the door of his BMW, when another car drove past, hit the door & tore it completely off its hinges.

By the time the police arrived, the lawyer was in tears about the damage:

"Officer, look what they've done to my Beemer!"

"You lawyers make me sick!", replied the officer. "You're so worried about your Beemer that you didn't even notice that your left arm was ripped off!"

"Holy shit" replied the lawyer as he finally noticing the bloody stump left behind where his arm used to be.

"Where's my goddamn Rolex?!"

 

[Colonel Midnight]

Edit to Add: Also (and this one probably sounds REALLY silly) -- if I walk up to you at your desk at work, and it's a complete and utter shatstorm... Instant down-check.

My desk is always messy cuz I move stuff around so I can have sex on it.

Somehow, I don't doubt that -- Although you really should submit a patent application for that creative use of Sticky-Notes and paper-clips I heard about...

Cheers,
-CM-

 

[An Officer]

Since when is 60 middle-aged? You're entering old fogey territory right there.

You've got me. That's why I'm not allowed a faux-hawk anymore.

 

[DarkHelmet]

X3 and especially X5 owners round are even worse drivers than I am. And that's saying something.

Well part of me is sorta going "But she seems so nice!" Sorry, gotta go with Holdy with this, the percentage is even higher in those. X3 is slightly more in the clear though so I still consider you a good person, albeit on probation

Ah who cares, I love my car!

You go, Kestra. Most people wish they were driving a beemer.

 

[Emher]

I will admit that I wouldn't say no if I got a M6 all payed for. But it's still overprice performance wise.

However! BMW makes nice and efficient engines.

 

[Gary Mitchell]

I think most people with mohawks are just douchy as people with faux hawks. Also people I see texting or otherwise messing with their phones while they are supposed to be driving.