1. Lamb of God - Redneck
Would never know this song had anything to do with anything 'redneck'. Partly because it's death metal times about a bazillion...and partly because I could not understand one single word this 'singer' (and I use that term VERY loosely here) 'sang'. Or yelled. Or roared. Or whateverthefuck he was doing.
Could not WAIT until this 'song' was over. Sounded like it came straight from the depths of hell. To the point where it almost scares me. And this, coming from a girl who listens to heavier rock, as a rule, than most women.
2. Bleeding Through - Love Lost in a Hale of Gunfire
See previous post, only replace the word 'redneck' with 'love'.
Sorry...but this is some godawful stuff. Truly.
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Oh! This just in! I just heard an entire
sentence I understood: "My heart belongs to you!" HURRAY! One sentence, in two songs!
I hesitate to open the third one...but..."Cover me - I'm goin' in!"
3. The Agonist - Business Suits and Combat Boots.
Okay. Now you're just fucking with me.
More megadeath metal. But thanks to the fact that there's a chick in this band who (occasionally) sings for a line or two in between her death metal screeching-from-hell, I can understand the occasional word (although no full sentences).
And ever-so-lucky for us all, this video also sports the added bonus of a few dozen disgustingly graphic photos of animal experimentation on such a level that they would give Dr. Mengele nightmares. I'm really excited about that part in particular - you have no idea.
Long story short, I would rather chew a roll of tin foil than listen to those 3 videos again.
My picks (I'm tempted to post 3 Justin Bieber videos, just to counteract all that pit-of-hell shit (although godawful teenybop music is, admittedly it's own SPECIAL kind of hell), but I'll settle for a few videos I think are utterly hilarious (good) or utterly ridiculous (bad) - up to you which is which

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyVSKydUxKk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ci0fyRAw21Q&feature=relmfu
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2KZjnFZvCNc
^ (my friends on Facebook and I though out about 50 things wrong with that last one - most hilarious FB thread I've ever hosted).