Trek XI script LEAKED….

[Akira Class]

Does anyone have a link to the AICN story? I can't seem to find it. Perhaps it was taken down by Paramount?

 

[Falcor5]

These fake Trek 11 "news" postings are getting kind of old.

 

[thollian]

so according to this Nurse Chapel is a male, or a transsexual?

 

[DeafPoet]

thollian said:
so according to this Nurse Chapel is a male, or a transsexual?

If you've ever seen a picture of Majel Roddenberry, it's already canon that she's a transsexual.

 

[Garibaldi O'brien]

thollian said:
so according to this Nurse Chapel is a male, or a transsexual?

She is asexual, reproducing at will.

/And brother, does she have a LOT of will.

 

[ralph]

Re: Terrible news about Trek XI plot leaked….

Outpost4 said:
ralph, to quote pooka, read it again.

Also observe J. Allen over at the dunce table, going, "D'oh!"

Don't feel embarassed. I'm betting English is not your primary language. Even if it is, because of another post I was over at the dunce table earier this month. At some point everyone ends up there, suffering smelly farts and drool.

Thanks.
My primary language is portuguese.
Sorry for my English if I don't spell my thoughts correctly, but I'm currently reading yours posts. These are very interesting.
There are hundred thousand trekkers in Brazil.

 

[Opus]

Garibaldi O'brien said:

thollian said:
so according to this Nurse Chapel is a male, or a transsexual?

She is asexual, reproducing at will.

/And brother, does she have a LOT of will.

She was born pregnant?

 

[pookha]

hello people please read the following taken from the first post..

I shudder to think what the designers have done to the Enterprise, if the description in the screenplay is any indication…New audience members might not care that the ship now transforms into a 2008 Camaro instead of the classic VW bug, but anyone who recalls the original with any fondness will be rightly upset. If we’re lucky, Frank Welker will still voice the Enterprise computer, but don’t hold your breath.

 

[Michael Chris]

Canon violators! It is bisexual, not asexual! You mess up canon just because errors in lines?! ARE YOU KIDDING ME? It is canon!! CANON! CANON! CANON! OH NO YOU CAN'T TAKE MY CANON AWAY FROM ME! THAT'S NOT CANON!!

 

[ViveLaFrance]

I am sick of these threads...

 

[Franklin]

A sense of humor is one thing. Some of these types of threads were utterly inspired. But haven't we reached the saturation point on these? Seems a pretty high percentage of the XI board posts are taking on this theme.

It's getting to be a very very very very very very very very very very very old and very very very very very very very very very tired gag. Redundant, even.

How 'bout TITS?

 

[number6]

Franklin said:

How 'bout TITS?

Let's start a poll on how many have actually touched one...not counting Mom's.

 

[ViveLaFrance]

Franklin said:
A sense of humor is one thing. Some of these types of threads were utterly inspired. But haven't we reached the saturation point on these? Seems a pretty high percentage of the XI board posts are taking on this theme.

It's getting to be a very very very very very very very very very very very old and very very very very very very very very very tired gag. Redundant, even.

Agreed :thumbsup:

 

[Opus]

OK, let's talk about all we know about the movie...

::crickets chirping::

... I predict that when we actually get more news about the movie, these threads will be seen much less.

Until then, how 'bout and a little? Life's too short to spending it .

 

[Franklin]

Number6 said:

Franklin said:

How 'bout TITS?

Let's start a poll on how many have actually touched one...not counting Mom's.

What about cousins? Do cousins count?

 

[VOODOOXI]

These false posts are really annoying + not really very funny.

 

[Opus]

Franklin said:

Number6 said:

Franklin said:

How 'bout TITS?

Let's start a poll on how many have actually touched one...not counting Mom's.

What about cousins? Do cousins count?

Only in the South...

 

[Baldus885]

Re: Trek XI script LEAKED….

Falcor5 said:
These fake Trek 11 "news" postings are getting kind of old.

They were old and annoying a long time ago. Can we set up a special forum for this crap?

 

[HRHTheKING]

Re: Trek XI script LEAKED….

Having said all of that, I’m encouraged by the direction STAR TREK: NEMESIS seems to be heading

-laughs-

Oh dear.

 

[STARTREK11]

OphaClyde said:

Franklin said:

Number6 said:

Franklin said:

How 'bout TITS?

Let's start a poll on how many have actually touched one...not counting Mom's.

What about cousins? Do cousins count?

Only in the South...

An article states 42 million Americans practice incest in the Bible belt and the south.