Trek XI Caption Contest #9: High Anxiety

[Woulfe]

Star Trip : Looney Tunes Edition

Kirk : You do realize that by ordering ACME product #3465.12 that the likelihood of it actually functioning as advertised is a trillion to one against, and that at the wrong moment it will blow up in your face.

Nero : How do you know all this ?

Kirk : I watched cartoons at my Uncles house, he just sat me in front of the 3D holographic viewer while he drank himself into a coma.

Nero : So that's why you turned out the way you did.....

Kirk : I modeled myself after my hero..... Bugs Bunny....

 

[cooleddie74]

SPOCK:"Not NOW, Mother!!!

You can shoplift at a White Sale when we're out of here and to safety!!"

 

[cooleddie74]

"Hi!

I'm Jimmy Kirk...this is my good buddy Nero...

This is the Bridge Stunt...and this is JACKASS!!!"

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK:"You tell that slimy, bald piece of Regulan bloodworm-ridden filth he'll get no such pleasure from ME!!

That's what I reserve for the ladies!!"