Trek XI Caption Contest #7: The In-Crowd
- Thread starter Rat Boy
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Li'l Spock: For the last time, my brother Sybok is not the one in the song The Laughing Vulcan and his Dog nor am I the dog.
Children of Gallifrey were taken from their families at the age of eight to enter the Academy. Some say that's where it all began, when he was a child. That's when Spock saw eternity. As a novice, he was taken for initiation. He stood in front of the Untempered Schism. It's a gap in the fabric of reality through which could be seen the whole of the vortex. We stand there, eight years old, staring at the raw power of time and space, just a child. Some would be inspired. Some would run away. And some would go mad.
Pon Farring for the first time, little Spock illogically forgot to lock the bathroom door.
"Mail call! Smith! Jones! Taylor! Johnson! Smorqubork of Quntoo Five! Meyers! Reed!....
"You survive your next away team, we'll change you out of the red shirts. Little tradition we have."
KID SPOCK:"Go away!
I'm hand melding with my genitalia!"
SERGEANT:"Not all of you will get these goofy hats. That will take time, training and hard work. But if you ARE Starfleet material, you'll not only get the hat...but you'll get more velour than you'll ever know what to DO with!"
KIDS TELEPATHICALLY BOND WITH THE DARNDEST HUMANOIDS!
Welcome to your Starfleet Academy final examination! You will note the fiery exhaust of the oncoming shuttlecraft! The three of you standing at my side have passed! The rest of you will die horribly from burns or radiation poisoning!
I see nerdy people.
All of the other Vulcans
Used to laugh and call him names
They never let poor Spo-ock
Join in any Vulcan games.
Hilarious and festive - awesome!
I'm blushing with pride at being a winner in the last contest
I am in very good company - these caption threads are the most reliably funny on the BBS. 
It's amazing how much Lil' Spock looks like he is actually related to Winona Ryder. Impressive casting!
SERGEANT:"Alright...first up before we begin the shuttle orientation...
Who wants to come later and see me naked in the communal showers?
Anyone?
No? Nobody??
Well.
Your loss, losers."
"One day...I'm going to grow up to travel back in time and wear a white hippie robe and headband on 20th century Earth and help save endangered cetacean life forms! THAT'LL show 'em!"
Commander Carson Beckett jr. jr. jr. jr (Reading from a list): "Right, accompanying Kirk to the newly refiteed Enterprise will be our resident vulcan, Spock, a Doctor Leonard McCoy and an Ensign Ricky."
"Ahhh, Crap!"
SERGEANT:"One thing before you board your respective shuttles, though...
You WILL be required to put credits in parking meters during the orientation procedure. From your own pockets.
Sorry. Academy budget cutbacks. Outta my hands."
Not a caption, but i have just realised, is that Kirk and McCoy standing in the fore-ground on the left?
Has this been picked up before, cos if it has i have just noticed. but it deffinately is them.
KIRK:"He sure is long winded, isn't he?"
McCOY:"He better wrap this thing up. I drank an entire bottle of Sluggo Cola on the tram ride over here and my bladder is about to reach critical mass."
