Trek XI Caption Contest #7: The In-Crowd

[Rat Boy]

Enough with the mushy stuff already, it's time for another caption contest! First, of course, we honor...

Our winner for the first picture of Spock and Kirk in a sucking in the gut contest, our winner is:

Spock used his Vulcan training to resist laughing at Kirk's constant squinting at the viewscreen to avoid admitting he needed glasses. Sulu's latest joke of deliberately blurring the screen display was genius.

And for the one of Sulu looking like he's about to go off on the next person that laughs at his outfit, our winner is...

"What's cooleddie up to over there? Oh no, man -- eeeew, ick ick ick, that's disgusting!
That's it, I'm jumping right the hell off this platform and go look for some brain bleach!"

And speaking of the devil, the winner for the picture of Leonard Nimoy is...

"Here's Mount Seleya...

Here's the steeple...

Walk up the ramp...

And here's the people."

And the Photoshop awards:

Gotta bring in my boys:

Kirk(Pine): I KILLED GORKON!!

"Hey, young Spock, cool it."

Congratulations to all the winners and here's the updated totals:

Nerys Myk - 3
Amasov - 3
middyseafort - 2
M'Sharak - 2
cooleddie74 - 2
seigezunt - 2
Outpost4 - 2
Herkimer Jitty - 1
26138 - 1
jptrekker - 1
Kirby - 1
Alpha_Geek - 1
The Squire of Gothos - 1
Zachary_Smith - 1
Plum - 1
3 of 11 - 1
jongredic - 1
Woulfe - 1
Super Grover - 1
Candlelight - 1
B.J. - 1
Gertch - 1
trampledamage - 1

On to the next one, once again featuring images from TrekCore re-hosted at ImageShack. Our first is of young Spock wondering why the kids at school kept referring to Amanda as a "MILF." The second appears to be a scene of young cadets getting their first assignments. Judging by the color of their uniforms, it's not going to end well. Enjoy:

 

[Rat Boy]

Little did those bullies know that Spock was an adept at Tal-Shaya.

Gunnery Sergeant Beckett: "Pickett! 0300. Infantry. Toe Jam! 0300. Infantry."

 

[Jackson_Roykirk]

Paul McGillion, thinking to himself (with a Scottish accent): I like being an extra in this scene; it's excitin'

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Lil' Spock: "Why the fuck are we at Disneyland? I specifically specified the dentist."

 

[Rat Boy]

Gunnery Sergeant Beckett (pointing to the flying shuttle): "Run for it, lads! Jenkins is hittin' the sauce again!"

 

[Hartzilla2007]

Visitor Sergeant Beckett: All right it seems the Great Leader wants us to go down to that quaint little blue planet eat some people and steal their water. Why I have no idea, oh well lets get to it then.

We know return to Children of the Damned 2: Vulcan Carnage.

 

[Jackson_Roykirk]

Don't make me angry; you wouldn't like me when I'm angry.

 

[All Seeing Eye]

How on Earth could I not have won with those gems that I came up with? My old age Spock caption alone was worth 500 bars of gold pressed latinum.

Young Spock: I have narrowed down my choices father for my future career, I will either enrol in Starfleet or I will become the lead guitarist in a Denobulan heavy metal band.

Instructor: We are approachng Earth, your Reptilian supreme commander 'Diane' wished me to remind you that you must not feed on Humans, at least not until we have lured them into a false sense of security.

 

[Hartzilla2007]

Pine to off screen JJ: Are you sure this is the right scifi franchise?

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Li'l Spock: Mother, I am not cute and adorable. I am a logical and rational being. Please do not embarrass me in front of the other Vulcans.

Officer Beckett: All right, listen up. You people will not die on me in combat. You fucking new guys will do everything you can to prove me wrong. You'll walk on trails, kick cans, sleep on guard, smoke dope and diddely-bop through the bush like you were back on the block. Or on guard at night you'll write letters, play with your organ, and think of your girl back home. Forget her. Right now, some hair head has her on her back and is telling her to fuck for peace

 

[ncc71877]

Vulcan Bullies: "...your blood has only half the suitable properties, and your mother is most illogical."

Sargent: "Now, if you all preform to the best of your abillities, you to can wear one of these fancy future hats! Except, of course, for the Elephant Man in the back. No hat for you."

ncc71877

 

[Jackson_Roykirk]

Thermian: Commander Taggart, we were hoping you could come with us. Our people have no commander.

 

[Nerys Myk]

"No comment here, no comment at all. We only wanted to introduce you to one of our very special citizens, little Anthony Fremont, age 6, who lives in a village called Peaksville in a place that used to be Ohio. And if by some strange chance you should run across him, you had best think only good thoughts. Anything less than that is handled at your own risk, because if you do meet Anthony you can be sure of one thing: you have entered the Twilight Zone. "

 

[M'Sharak]

^ I was thinking someone would come up with that.

 

[cooleddie74]

"Give us your lunch credits, half-breed! Do not make us give you a telepathic wedgie!"

"Many of you will not graduate. Others won't return from their first deep space assignments alive. Still a few more will have to endure the rigors of having to toss the Academy Commandant's salad....

And I don't mean kitchen duty in the communal mess halls!"

 

[Woulfe]

Star Trip : All your XI are belong to us.

Young Spock ( Thinking ) I know what they're thinking about me behind my back, You know what, I'll show them, I'll join Star Fleet, then we'll see who has the last laugh....

Drill Sargent Beckett : Now I want you all to know ONE THING. Never Ever beam down on a planet with that punk Kirk. First yer all wearing RED, like big huge targets. The bad guys are NOT color blind and will shoot you or turn you into cubes. If you MANAGE to not get killed from that, then all you have to worry about is tripping over some EXPLODING ROCK on a planet....

Mister Mallory are you even listening to what I'm saying ?
Do you all think I'm joking about any of this STUFF ?

 

[Nerys Myk]

"Count off by threes: One is Gold, Two is Blue and Three is Red"

"One!"

"Two!"

"Three! I wonder if the colors have any significance?"

 

[John Picard]

Young Paperboy Spock: "Didn't ask for a dime. Two dollars."


* From the movie Better Off Dead

 

[cooleddie74]

"I have good news and bad news, Cadets!

First, the good! You've all passed!

Now...the bad!

Several of you will eventually have to serve alongside Jake Busey."

 

[cooleddie74]

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This time...it's logical