Trek XI Caption Contest #6: Bromance

[Nerys Myk]

YOUNG KIRK: Remind McCoy to keep badgering me about that diet.

 

[cooleddie74]

OLDER KIRK:"Hey, Captain?

Do me a favor. Go into my old quarters and write down my old safe combination. I've forgotten it over the years. Always wondered if there was a "6" somewhere in there."

 

[cooleddie74]

SPOCK:"Curious.

I'm going to get THAT wrinkled and decrepit? I guess spending all these years avoiding meat was just a great big pile of sehlat shit, then."

"There. I'm done.

If YOU guys aren't going to take this plot seriously...then I'm outta here."

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Spock (old): We are currently viewing then.
Kirk (old): When the hell are we going to get to now?
Spock (old): Soon.

 

[cooleddie74]

VALERIS:"What is this? I am...confused! Should I order a yellow or red alert?"

OLD KIRK:"Nah.

Just relax. And be glad my younger self is such a damn stud."

 

[Turd Ferguson]

Little did JJ know, this one publicity still would cause more fanboy deaths than the Bubonic Plague and more cases of insanity than These Are the Voyages...

Coming this summer... HAROLD AND KUMAR TREK TO URANUS!

Table for five, please.

 

[Rat Boy]

Spock: "Well, this jacket certainly beats the hell out of that ridiculous outfit McCoy wore while carrying around my katra."

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK:"If we die...I just wanted you to know you will always and forever be my friend."

SPOCK:"But if one or more of us are dead...how can the other individual borrow money from or sleep with the other's mate?"

"If I survive this, Kumar...you are SOOOOOOO not borrowing my shuttle EVER again."

"Here's Mount Seleya...

Here's the steeple...

Walk up the ramp...

And here's the people."

 

[trampledamage]

"Here's Mount Seleya...

Here's the steeple...

Walk up the ramp...

And here's the people."

 

[Nerys Myk]

YOUNG KIRK(whispers to Spock): Did Sulu finally get that sex change?

 

[Samurai8472]

Quinto(spock)If your really an older kirk what number is young kirk thinking of?

Both Kirk's- 69!!

Both spocks- *sigh*

 

[Gertch]

Spock raised his hand to ward off the red paint attack from PETA.

 

[cooleddie74]

"Carpal tunnel.

Even on Vulcan, we cannot turn down a good Helen Noel holophoto."

 

[cooleddie74]

YOUNG KIRK:"Nice ship.

What's with the music studio mixing board as a helm console?"

 

[Nerys Myk]

YOUNG KIRK:"Nice ship.

What's with the music studio mixing board as a helm console?"

OLD KIRK: Man's gotta eat. Starfleet dont pay shit!!!! Now shut up. I gotta lay down some tracks with the Stones!

(Shakes head)

Mick still gets more pussy than me

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

YOUNG KIRK:"Nice ship.

What's with the music studio mixing board as a helm console?"

Old Kirk: "How about you explain the friggin barcode scanners first?"

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Young & Old Kirks: "Hey there good lookin."

 

[cooleddie74]

OLD SPOCK:"Are you sure this isn't the appropriate time for a colorful metaphor...followed by wetting myself?"

 

[cooleddie74]

"Talk to the hand.

Because the chronitons DON'T want to hear it anymore."

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "I swear if I hear one more Robau fact, I'm going to start phasering people."

 

[Atavachron]

Spock: "From the land beyond beyond, From the world past hope and fear, I bid you Genie now appear."



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