Hikaru Sulu
Unfortunate Bungee Jump Enthusiast
2237-2267
Trek XI Caption Contest #6: Bromance
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Hikaru Sulu
Unfortunate Bungee Jump Enthusiast
2237-2267
"You know the LAST time we jumped off a cliff, we were fleeing the cops in a stolen truck and ended up crashing into some trees across the road from a White Castle.
This COULD end well. Let's do it!!"
"Talk to the hand.
Because the original timeline does NOT want to hear it anymore."
All Seeing Eye
Admiral
Quinto: I want his power, I can feel the hunger.
Pine: Wrong line jackass.
Cho: What have you done with Kumar Nero! I'm going to kick your ass back to guantanamo bay. Look, behind you, a MILF.
Nero: Where!
Spock: I would tell you to live long and prosper, but now I wouldn't wish old age on anybody. My arthritis is killing me, i'm a diabetic, my penis no longer gets hard and i'm starting to go senile and you know this sign i'm doing with my hand, I made it about 2 years ago and my hand got stuck. Therefore my message to you is Live short, and live life to the max..
"Greetings, I come for the early bird special and 4 p.m dinner"
Picture brightened by Santyfm
Chekov- MY EYES! THE GOGGLES DO NOTHING!
Kirk: "Don't look now, Spock, but that guy behind us has the biggest red nipples I've ever seen. Oh, and the chick too!"
Sulu: "Madness? This is Vulcan!"
Spock: "Live lone and pros... no, wait a minute. Live longer and prosperer... no, that's not it.. Live strong and.. Cut! Cut! JJ, could you just give me the damn line please?"."
"Spock was cold. Zathras have jacket, so Spock Nerve Pinch Zathras, take jacket. We live for needs of The One... or the many... but the one should be warm. Logical. Why spock now Speak like Zathras? For symmetry."
Who's that fat old man trying to sneak on the set again.
Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition
after a patron reports a dirty fork to one of the hostesses:
Kirk: You bastards! You vicious, heartless bastards! Look what you've done to him! He's worked his fingers to the bone to make this place what it is, and you come in with your petty feeble quibbling and you grind him into the dirt, this fine, honourable man, whose boots you are not worthy to kiss. Oh... it makes me mad... mad!
Spock: Easy, Mungo, easy...
Kirk: You bastards! You vicious, heartless bastards! Look what you've done to him! He's worked his fingers to the bone to make this place what it is, and you come in with your petty feeble quibbling and you grind him into the dirt, this fine, honourable man, whose boots you are not worthy to kiss. Oh... it makes me mad... mad!
Spock: Easy, Mungo, easy...
Spock used his Vulcan training to resist laughing at Kirk's constant squinting at the viewscreen to avoid admitting he needed glasses. Sulu's latest joke of deliberately blurring the screen display was genius.
Shat: Yeah, you think you're hot shit now, kid. But your life is about to end, son. Say hello to thirty years of signing autographs for pimple-faced freaks...
Pine: Out of the chair, old man.
Shat: Ten minutes?
Pine: Now.
Shat: Oh, allright. But tell me: do they make you shave your chest? It's a bitch growing back. All itchy.
Pine: I don't want to talk about it.
Shat: (smiles)
Pine: "So... I told that Nimoy dude that I couldn't wait until I got to do my first lightsaber fight and he punched me in the eye."
Cho: "Make all the gay jokes you want, Trekkies. I've had more girls than all of you combined. Hell, Takei's had more girls than you!"
Nimoy: "You'll have to pay me this many million to say my catchphrase."
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