Trek XI Caption Contest #4: Trailer Hitch

[Rat Boy]

Originally posted by RatBoy
Now on to our next contest so certain people will stop PM'ing me about it.

Umm... yeah sorry about that.

Yeah me too, sorry.

I was teasing.

Kirk: "Why are all those people carrying signs that say 'Not the Enterprise?'"

 

[SantaEddie74]

"'Exacerbate?'

What the BORGAS FRAT does that bloody mean?!"

 

[SantaEddie74]

"Wait...

I thought the fleet was going to name it the Cooleddie after that legendary Admiral I grew up reading about?!"

 

[SantaEddie74]

SAREK:"If I tell you your pregnancy has drained the color from your face and made you appear somewhat malnourished and ill, you will not go all...HEATHERS on me...will you, my wife?"

 

[Santa Kang]

CHEKOV: Vesley? No, my first name is "Pavel". Vhy do you ask?

 

[Mistral]

Pavel felt distinctly uncomfortable his first day on the job. His feet didn't touch the floor when he sat and he had a hard time reaching some of the controls because they had been designed by children, not for children.

 

[Rat Boy]

Sarek: "Have you selected a first name?"

Amanda: "I have. How does 'Carl' sound?"

Sarek: "Funky."

 

[Candlelight]

"Hows that report coming, Chekov?"
"I'm having trouble Keptin, I tried to open it, now all I'm getting is zis spinning coloured beach ball. I knew ve should've stuck with Windows"

 

[TOSTNGDS9VOYENT]

Sarek: "Honestly, I really was going to tell you about the new swimming pool!"

 

[E-Blonde]

Amanda: Good timing dear. In another 7 years I would have been an old maid.

 

[SantaEddie74]

AMANDA:"Sarek, my husband..."

SAREK:"Yes...she who is my wife?"

AMANDA:"You're standing on the umbilical cord, dear."

 

[SantaEddie74]

"Keptin!!

I've finally gotten Mario to the final level of de game!! Now I use de red super-jump joysticks!"

 

[Candlelight]

Amanda: "Oh Sarek, isn't it great how our son Spock was born here on Earth, next to the construction of the Enterprise here on Earth, and how Kirk grew up not on Tarsus IV but here on Earth, and Pike never went to Talos IV but trained side by side with Kirk, on Earth, and how..."

Trekkies: *explodes*

 

[SantaEddie74]

"Sorry, sir!

Bloody WetNaps got away from me a weeeee bit there!"

 

[Candlelight]

"Shouldn't we move soon, my darling?"
"Nonsense, my ears aren't even warm yet."

 

[SantaEddie74]

AMANDA:"Ohhhhhh, Sarek my love.

The screams of the deer and rabbits remind me of the tonal love poetry you wrote me when we first met..."

 

[Amasov]

Bob Orci and Alex Kurtman decide to screw with continuity a bit and decide that Spock was born on the Genesis planet instead.

 

[3 of 11]

What happens when you park your starship in one of *those* neighborhoods for too long...

The Spocks take a vacation on planet Sexual Innuendo iii.

 

[Santa Kang]

SAREK: We'll have to wait in the lobby until a bed becomes available.

 

[Rat Boy]

Chekov: "Vill you two stop it? I svear to God I'll put both of you out in the manger."