Trek XI Caption Contest #14: School's Back in Session

[Alrik]

Pike: "It's one of the safest environments on the planet for a young man such as yourself to become all he can be."

Kirk: "I am SOOOOOO going to kick his ass."

 

[cooleddie74]

"That Archer was a PHONY!

He said the Temporal Cold War was over!!!"

 

[cooleddie74]

FAME 2250

The timeline's gonna change for-ever...

Kirk's gonna learn how to FLY...

 

[M'Sharak]

"Admit it's a reboot? Ehhhhm, I don't know. What would you say 'reboot' means, exactly?"

 

[B.J.]

"Quick, does anybody know how to speak Humpback?"

 

[Aragorn]

"I've actually seen Naked Mandy naked, so yes, you should listen to me."

Promotion for The Core got out of hand.

"I wonder if there are any hot chicks in the audience I should take home tonight? Oh, who am I kidding -- I'm at Comic-Con!"

 

[Plecostomus]

Ok we have a winner.

FAME 2250

The timeline's gonna change for-ever...

Kirk's gonna learn how to FLY...

 

[M'Sharak]

Random cadet: Oooo, look, I think they're filming another ad for the Travelers!

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

JJ had the irresistable urge to vapourize the childhood of every last Trekkie in the audience with his time-travelling eyebeams.

 

[Rat Boy]

Man, they really go hardcore with congressional redistricting in the future.

 

[Samurai8472]

That "piss poor captain" remark by Locke was not forgotten by Trek fans

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Abrams: "You didn't like my fan dance"?

 

[EyalM]

JJ wishes he had done a little less research for the movie, but now he can't get it out of his head

 

[Rat Boy]

The ID4 aliens obviously visited Berkley before attempting to destroy San Francisco.

 

[John Picard]

Captain Pike:"Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, Ratboy."

 

[Rat Boy]

Pike: "Chances are you'll do better than the average cadet. If I had a quatloo every time I had to pull them out of a radioactive engine room..."

 

[John Picard]

JJ Abrams ponders yet another of Shatmandu's witty caption entries.

 

[AdmiralGarak]

Pike: "Don't you beeping talk back to me, man."

Three days after Admiral Kirk delivered George and Gracie to the 23rd Century, the whalers resumed hunting.

Raping Star Trek wasn't very sexy after all. Maybe I'd enjoy raping Baywatch more?

 

[cooleddie74]

"Well, a double dumb BEEP at you!!"

RANDOM CADET:"Look!!!!!

Someone bought one of those new antimatter hibachis!!!!"

"Yes. I've actually had sex once.

I know. I know. I didn't believe it myself at first, either."

 

[cooleddie74]

There was hell to pay for the whole human race when George and Gracie got laser beams attached to their frickin' heads.