"Global warming HELL!!!
THIS IS GLOBAL GRILLING!!!!!!"
Trek XI Caption Contest #14: School's Back in Session
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"Global warming HELL!!!
THIS IS GLOBAL GRILLING!!!!!!"
(*Thinking to self*)
"Hmmmm...is it too late to get back into movies where the audience actually has sex?"
Hooray, I won! Twice, even, but the first time was a few contests ago. I appreciate it nonetheless.
Where's Logicaldo?
Brilliant!
"Someone's trying to change HISTORY??!!??
Oh, no!!!!
I don't wanna have to memorize a bunch of new Federation Presidents, dammit!!!!"
Mine-hunting dolphins finally get PAYBACK.
In one of the film's most symbolic scenes, when Kirk looks into the mirror he sees the Captain of the Enterprise.
The red shirt phenomenon was finally solved when it was shown that, like lemmings, they run towards danger rather than away from it.
Man with unfortunate name sits next to new Star Trek director.
"No. I don't flash two lights when I turn down gay sex in a bar."
More than seven thousand Oompah-Loompahs perished in less than one hour on that tragic, awful day.
"For the record, ladies and gentlemen...Ryan Burk just whispered into my ear and propositioned me for a handjob."
ACADEMY COMMANDANT: "Great. Another temporal attack drill.
We NEVER get anything done around here before the end of the semester."(*Sighs*)
Red Shirt #1: What the HELL is that?
Red Shirt #2: With a new trailer, it's got to be the end of this caption contest!
The Mods' Contest Termination Ray signalled the coming end of contest #14...to the screaming delight of the entire Academy.
JJ Abrams tests out his hypnosis vision on the drooling masses.
ERASERHEAD: THE NEXT GENERATION
Hooray, I won! Twice, even, but the first time was a few contests ago. I appreciate it nonetheless.
Where's Logicaldo?
Beat me to it, but I don't think I'd have shopped him in as neatly
