Or, why I married the right girl, example # 276:
I was taking the laundry out of the washer. I know my wife has some delicate blouses that need to be hung, rather than put in the dryer. So I yell to my wife upstairs:
"Honey? Do I hang up the blue one withe the crinkly texture?"
"Yes!"
"How about the one with the pattern that looks like The Companion?"
"Yes!"

I was taking the laundry out of the washer. I know my wife has some delicate blouses that need to be hung, rather than put in the dryer. So I yell to my wife upstairs:
"Honey? Do I hang up the blue one withe the crinkly texture?"
"Yes!"
"How about the one with the pattern that looks like The Companion?"
"Yes!"
