Trek Humor?

[zilla1126]

I normally lurk but I signed up to link to something I found funny. Obviously someone with actual trek knowledge - I'll leave it up to you guys as whether it is funny or not:

Even in Star Trek, patients should always read the label and package inserts

and

The Federation's Most Wanted

Makes me want to come up with stuff like that too - but so far nothing has occurred to me.

 

[Green Shirt]

Didn't find it too amusing, sorry.

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

Here's one, better than the OP's awful links..

Q. Why was Star Trek so successful?

A. It had all the good Genes.

 

[zilla1126]

Didn't find it too amusing, sorry.

I liked the "Cordrazine" reference. Nice and obscure...

 

[GNDN]

Q: How many ears does Captain Kirk have?

Spoiler: The Answer

A: Three. The left ear, the right ear, and the final front ear.

 

[Tiberius]

There once was a captain named Kirk
Who flew around wearing a smirk.
A Klingon named Kang
Fired disrupters and BANG!
Now the galaxy's rid of that jerk!

 

[zilla1126]

There once was a captain named Kirk
Who flew around wearing a smirk.
A Klingon named Kang
Fired disrupters and BANG!
Now the galaxy's rid of that jerk!

I think I heard that one before - got anything original?