TREK BBS - Scenes You'd Like To See

[K'Ehleyr]

Could you try putting your hair up? That way you'd look more like my mother.

You're very good at this, and very funny, but this one is just

 

[TheGodBen]

It's based on my real life experience. I don't know how I looked like that girl's mother though.

 

[K'Ehleyr]

Hmm ~ good slide.

Back to the subject...

Do you mind if we keep the menu so I can calculate the cost of everything you've ordered.

 

[Zulu Romeo]

To be honest, this particular conversation could apply to ANY of these scenarios:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHze0SqB5Zg

 

[Jax]

How fast can you run? I need to know should I ever decide to sexually assault you and you wiggle free.

 

[jamestyler]

How old? I'll pretend you said 18.

 

[captcalhoun]

you look just like my sister

 

[TheGodBen]

If an angry woman claiming to be my wife shows up, can you pretend to be my cousin?

 

[Zulu Romeo]

Let's keep in touch. Mind if we exchange IP addresses?

 

[jamestyler]

Let's keep in touch. Mind if we exchange IP addresses?

I overheard a mate use the chat up line "If I add you to Bebo, do you promise to accept"

I don't take him out any more...

 

[Jax]

What not to say to a crowd of Star Wars fans

 

[jamestyler]

Fuck Han Solo. When it comes down to it, he'd be nothing but Kirks bitch. Solo would be bent over and pumped hard faster than you could say Yoda. Speaking of Yoda, Martok would kick the shit out of him too. And he's only got one eye. In short, Mr Star Wars fan, right fuckin roon ye.

...I might be getting confused with 'what now to say' and 'what best to say'...

 

[Zulu Romeo]

"George Lucas raped my Kurosawa appreciation!"

 

[Chekov's Phaser]

What not to say to a crowd of Star Wars fans

Greedo shot first!

 

[Zulu Romeo]

"A life, must you get, yeeesss...."

 

[captcalhoun]

star wars? isn't that the one with the black guy on the space station and the klingons?

 

[TheGodBen]

My favourite character is Jar Jar Binks, he was so well written that it was impossible not to love him.

 

[captcalhoun]

star wars? isn't that the one with the weird-ass ring thingys and the pyramids?

 

[K'Ehleyr]

But in theory a light sabre just wouldn't work...

 

[Plecostomus]

Harry Potter was my favorite Jedi.