TREK BBS - Scenes You'd Like To See

[Zulu Romeo]

Things Not To Say In A Job Interview....

"Hi, Daddy!"

 

[K'Ehleyr]

'Ok so I get free meals on shift yeah? I can order out can't I?'

 

[Zulu Romeo]

"I hope you enjoyed last night... incidentally, I think these are your anal beads here."

 

[RJDiogenes]

"...and for the last three years I've been a Mod at TrekBBS."

 

[Zulu Romeo]

"Look, it says right there - I was CLEARED of her murder. It wasn't like I was actually holding the knife and plunging it into her beautiful virgin chest again and again and again and again... what?!"

 

[Chekov's Phaser]

I worked for Enron, AIG, Lehman Bros., General Motors, Worldcom, Washington Mut...wait, wait... where are you going?...come back...

 

[TheGodBen]

The rumours of sexual harassment at my previous job are greatly exaggerated. They were only women, after all.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

"I guess there really was no need to shoot that second bank guard."

 

[Jax]

That is not a picture of my ass on the photocopier scanner but this one here is my penis.

 

[captcalhoun]

you're dead. you're all dead. you just don't know it yet.

 

[Zulu Romeo]

"Well, what I feel I can bring to this company are my impeccable work ethic, my initiative and imagination, and these award winning designs of mine for this forced labour camp..."

 

[Captain Shaw]

"Well, what I feel I can bring to this company are my impeccable work ethic, my initiative and imagination, and these award winning designs of mine for this forced labour camp..."

There some places that would hire you on the spot.

 

[Zulu Romeo]

"Well, what I feel I can bring to this company are my impeccable work ethic, my initiative and imagination, and these award winning designs of mine for this forced labour camp..."

There some places that would hire you on the spot.

News Corporation?

 

[Captain Shaw]

Things you don't expect to hear from the TV weatherman during his report.

Mock the week used this one on tonights ep

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

"Nice tits."

 

[Triskelion]

Sorry. You got any immodium, or a mop?

 

[K'Ehleyr]

Things you don't expect to hear from the TV weatherman during his report.

Mock the week used this one on tonights ep

I know! And the 'lines you wouldn't hear on Star Trek' ~ do you think they have a spy here?
The only funny one was 'who put their red shirt in the washing with all the yellow ones?'

 

[Jax]

Lines Not To Use On A First Date

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

So, when are we gonna fuck?

 

[Zulu Romeo]

"... and this picturesque and tranquil location will the place where we will Die. Together."