Since Transformers 2 has earned more money than anything ever (except The Dark Knight) it's virtually certain that they'll make another one. Which characters do you think Michael Bay will ruin-um, I mean adapt, for the next one? Here are a few I thought of:
Unicron: This is the one we really want to see. A Death Star-sized, planet-eating being that transforms into a giant robot. In the 1986 movie, the orifice through which Unicron talked and devoured planets looked like a giant anus. With Michael Bay's Unicron, though, it probably will be a giant anus.
Hot Rod: I predict that Shia LaBeouf will get a dual role here. He'll reprise his role as an annoying human character and also voice an annoying Transformer who sounds and acts exactly like him.
Kup: In the 1986 movie, Kup was an Autobot warrior who transformed into a futuristic-looking El Camino. A Michael Bay version of this character would transform into an actual cup. Not the kind you drink out of. It will be a Decepticon whose mission is to keep Sam Witwicky from reproducing. Tragically, it will not succeed, although we will get lots of testicle-related "humor".
The Racial Stereotype: So far, Michael Bay's Transformers movies have managed to stereotype black people and Middle Easterners. Asians have been mostly exempt. Therefore, I predict that Mr. Bay will realize this glaring omission and make up for it by giving us a slanty-eyed Autobot who pronounces his L's like R's and transforms into a rickshaw. His name will be Chink.
Unicron: This is the one we really want to see. A Death Star-sized, planet-eating being that transforms into a giant robot. In the 1986 movie, the orifice through which Unicron talked and devoured planets looked like a giant anus. With Michael Bay's Unicron, though, it probably will be a giant anus.
Hot Rod: I predict that Shia LaBeouf will get a dual role here. He'll reprise his role as an annoying human character and also voice an annoying Transformer who sounds and acts exactly like him.
Kup: In the 1986 movie, Kup was an Autobot warrior who transformed into a futuristic-looking El Camino. A Michael Bay version of this character would transform into an actual cup. Not the kind you drink out of. It will be a Decepticon whose mission is to keep Sam Witwicky from reproducing. Tragically, it will not succeed, although we will get lots of testicle-related "humor".
The Racial Stereotype: So far, Michael Bay's Transformers movies have managed to stereotype black people and Middle Easterners. Asians have been mostly exempt. Therefore, I predict that Mr. Bay will realize this glaring omission and make up for it by giving us a slanty-eyed Autobot who pronounces his L's like R's and transforms into a rickshaw. His name will be Chink.
