Transformers (2007) line-by line thread!!

[Flying Spaghetti Monster]

Yo. This summer we were given the atrocity of Revenge of the Fallen. More like revenge of the awful, trite, and overblown sequels. I actually believe that Prime was featured less in the sequel than in the first film. You think?

Anyway to help erase that memory from our collective minds, I say we do a thread of the script for the first film.

I'll start, okay?

OPTIMUS PRIME (V.O.) Before time began, there was... the CUBE!

 

[T'Baio]

The first one was just as bad.

 

[Ethros]

There's only one Transformers movie. It came out in 1986

 

[captcalhoun]

We know not where it came from.

 

[Mark de Vries]

Only that it holds the power to create worlds, and fill them with life.

 

[captcalhoun]

That was how our race was born. For a time, we lived in harmony, but like all great power, some wanted it for good, others for evil. And so began the war - a war that ravaged our planet until it was consumed by death, and the Cube was lost to the far reaches of space. We scattered across the galaxy, hoping to find it and rebuild our home, searching every star, every world. And just when all hope seemed lost, message of a new discovery drew us to an unknown planet called... Earth. But we were already too late

 

[Luckyflux]

cause it is already jacked the f_ck up!

 

[Flying Spaghetti Monster]

FIG: Another three months of this.

 

[Candlelight]

"I'm just a stupid American soldier who will no doubt become cannon fodder in about 15 minutes time to some robotic scorpion. AND STOP SPEAKING SPANISH"

 

[StarTrek1701]

I loved it! Too bad the second one was such a disaster!