TOS Temporary Caption Contest #9: Couples Therapy
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"Sorry Jim, If you'd kept eating your salad I wouldn't have to have had to surgically remove your man-tits."
Shat : "Fuck you, your line is totally extraneous to the scene"
McCoy: WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN WE'RE OUT OF COFFEE YOU POINTED EARED HOBGOBLIN!
McCoy: I'm afraid that's the biggest girdle we got on the ship Jim.
Spock: Would you two girls like some "special fudge" I have in one cup over there.
McCoy: "The nude jumping jacks are NOT an option, Mister."
Spock: "One at a time would be a waste of resources, ladies."
Kirk: "Next time I get drunk and have Scotty pierce my nipples with a phaser, stop me, huh?"
Kirk: "This thing you call the 'Bull of Rittes' is nothing more than a recipe for Rice Krispie Treats. Just do what the Federation tells you to do, Cloud Willy."
Carl Spock: Carl iz happy 'cause he found dat "Buy one bitch, get one bitch free" coupon!
Carl :' Yes Alice you will or you'll learn of a 2o century thing call a Bitch slap, so ladies get ready and don't start with out me"
"Wednesday is leftover night, you green blooded freak!"
"Wait a sec'. I'll get Scotty to beam down my digicam."
"B,b,but Bones, he promised me a pony."
**sob**
"22 bucks for the lobster?! Your sign out front says 'All you can eat for $11.50"! What kind of joint are you fuckers running, anyway?!"
"Dammit, Spock, *I* wanna go for a spin on the Captain's chair now!"
"I am finding it very difficult to discern which of you is the good twin and which is the evil twin, for neither of you has a goatee..."
Shatner at his costume fitting for "The Fifth Element"
"Rule #1: Once you have their money, you never give it back."
Spock in Doc Holliday drawl: "I've got two dicks, one for each of ya..."
I told you and told you. It's ONE for the money, TWO for the show! Now would you get it RIGHT???
I just noticed something: you two ladies showed up wearing the exact same outfits. How'd you do that? You call each other first?
Kirk: How does it look? I'm thinking of wearing it in this year's Enterprise Follies on Ice show.
McCoy: Not enough sparkles.
I've nearly finished this stupid scavenger hunt. All I need is a furry coat. Can I borrow yours?
SPOCK: According to the book "Everybody Poops", it's less a matter of pushing and more a matter of relaxing.
McCOY: Bullshit! Grit your teeth and bear down! Show that turd who's boss!
KIRK: How can you base an entire cuture on this? According to Earth's early 21st-Century President, George W. Bush, this thing isn't worth the paper it's printed on.
"I'm telling you, Spock, if you're going to run a caption contest you have to pick some winners, damnit!"
Spock: "Obtaining a pay rise from Starfleet is no easy matter, but I do have a method. It's all about attitude."
McCoy: "Ok Spock, let's have it."
Spock: "First you must grit your teeth."
McCoy: "Like this?"
Spock: "Yes, but that is not all. You must have determination in your demeanour, fire in your eyes, a stern jaw. An iron will. Only then will you be ready for your pay review."
McCoy: "This may get me a pay rise, but it's ruining my face."
