TOS One Sentence Thingy!!!

[Zameaze]

"One sentence thingy?"

"Sure, why not?"

"I don't know. It just seems...well...kind of...."

"Come on. Let's try it--I'll start."


Scotty knew that at that precise moment, he was the most important person on the Enterprise.

 

[Timewalker]

After all, nobody - not one of the 431 other people on the Enterprise - could do what had to be done.

 

[Zameaze]

I jist hope, thought Scotty, that th' crew doesnae notice any o' th' wee, subtle changes that will be appearin' all over th' ship afterwards.

 

[EnsignRedshirt]

This hope would prove to be overly optimistic.

 

[Timewalker]

"Ah, well," Scotty thought, "'tis nae time like th' present tae get started."

 

[EnsignRedshirt]

It turned out to be a resounding success, though drunkenness shot up at an alarming rate.

 

[Melakon]

Then he found another bottle he'd hidden away for 'special occasions'.

 

[Timewalker]

He was about to open it, when he heard Uhura screaming - she'd just noticed one of the subtle changes he'd made...

 

[Zameaze]

Everyone on the bridge turned to look at the multicolored, six-inch lizard climbing up the communications board as it yelled over and over again, "I know I was TALLER than this."

 

[Timewalker]

Everybody rolled their eyes as Uhura shrieked for the 923,828,209,385th time: "CAPTAIN, I'M FRIGHTENED!!!!!!!"

 

[Zameaze]

"No need to be frightened," said Kirk patting the lizard's thigh with his pinkie, "you may be a lizard, Uhura, but you're still quite attractive."

 

[Melakon]

"Logically," said Spock, "this is highly improbable, and though I doubt Doctor McCoy's medical training covers such transmutations, he may be the most qualified to determine what has happened to Lieutenant Uhura; however, and this is also a logical assumption, though he is known to be somewhat cantankarous, ill-mannered, judgmental, believes himself an expert on certain matters of physiology, speaks without thinking, doesn't like me very much, is boorish, opinionated, acts emotionally, and is often intoxicated, one thing is clear: he is the best man for the job."

 

[Mysterion]

Watching all of this, Sulu thought to himself "Well, no lines for me again this week..."

 

[Zameaze]

"To hell with that," he thought, and directly the ship was graced with a shirtless, rapier wielding Sulu, once again terrorizing the hallways of the Enterprise.

 

[Melakon]

"Richelieu," Sulu snarled, "you filthy, miserable piece of merde, you will pay for your crimes!"

 

[Timewalker]

"Logically," said Spock, "this is highly improbable, and though I doubt Doctor McCoy's medical training covers such transmutations, he may be the most qualified to determine what has happened to Lieutenant Uhura; however, and this is also a logical assumption, though he is known to be somewhat cantankarous, ill-mannered, judgmental, believes himself an expert on certain matters of physiology, speaks without thinking, doesn't like me very much, is boorish, opinionated, acts emotionally, and is often intoxicated, one thing is clear: he is the best man for the job."

Everybody, including Uhura, stared at Spock; they were extremely impressed that he had been able to utter such a long, impeccably grammatical sentence, and without stopping to take a breath.

 

[Zameaze]

Sulu calmly stared for a moment, then he said, "Hello, my name is Hikaru Sulu; you killed my father; prepare to die."