TOS five word thingy!!!

[Mike Farley]

revealed his Surak themed boxers

 

[Red Ranger]

interspersed with hearts and ducks.

 

[Mike Farley]

And a glittery jockstrap over

 

[Red Ranger]

his quite large Vulcan love-muscle.

 

[Mike Farley]

"Oh. my," said Sulu, his

 

[KimMH]

eyes lighting up, as did Rand's.

 

[Red Ranger]

"I see you're well-equipped," Rand

 

[Mike Farley]

said.

"These keep me pure

 

[Zeta]

Suddently, Decker Jr. (TMP) appeared in shuttlecraft

 

[Mike Farley]

Flaunting his own magnificent boxers.

 

[Isis]

"How could this be?" said

 

[Red Ranger]

McCoy. "My boxers are better!"

 

[Mike Farley]

Kirk's tighty whities paled in

 

[judge alba]

comparison but undaunted he knew

 

[Mike Farley]

it's not the package, but

 

[Red Ranger]

the motion in the ocean.

 

[Mike Farley]

Extremely mixed metaphors notwithstanding, Kirk

 

[Red Ranger]

welcomed Decker despite his boxers.

 

[Isis]

"Ah Decker," Kirk exclaimed, "We

 

[Red Ranger]

are delighted you're on board."