Discussion in 'Star Trek - The Original & Animated Series' started by RobertScorpio, Aug 7, 2009.
calls and a one-night stand.
Alas, the Karidian players disbanded
when it was learned that
a Klingon Shakespeare troupe had
actually killed their "Hamlet" onstage
with a bat'leth, in addition
to performing crude sexual acts
while freshly butchered targs were
scarfed down with great abandon.
"The bard loved blood baths
, so Calgon take me away!!"
Calgon, an infamous Klingon, was
reknowned for his cleaning products,
, especially his bloody Scrubbing Bubbles.
which didn't sit well with
Kor, Koloth, and Kang, since
none of them had chairs.
"We demand seats," Kor yelled.
"With cushions!" added Koloth, "And
cup holders on the sides!"
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