TOS five word thingy!!!

[jespah]

half-Tellarite art critics, who often

 

[SantaEddie74]

failed to appreciate the inherent

 

[bbailey861]

differences found between works of

 

[Disruptor]

Claude Monet and Chick-Fil-A

 

[Peacemaker]

yet somehow found fart jokes

 

[Disruptor]

the epitome of cultural creativity.

 

[SantaTom]

Meanwhile, back in sickbay, Dr.

 

[jespah]

McCoy slapped Chapel on the

 

[Peacemaker]

as, while she was blowing

 

[SantaTom]

up balloons for Spock's first

 

[SantaEddie74]

Bar Mitzvah, an occasion to

 

[CaptainStoner]

crossdress and reminisce about the

 

[SantaEddie74]

old days...a time when

 

[Disruptor]

men were men and so

 

[jespah]

were the Tellarite women. Horas*

*NB that's the dance (in plural form) from a Bar Mitvah, and not the plural of Horta.

 

[Disruptor]

were a bit whorey, but

 

[SantaTom]

Hortas, which were NOT Horas,

 

[jespah]

danced somewhat provocatively, for rocks.

 

[Disruptor]

"So Vulcans Bar Mitzvahs are

 

[SantaTom]

silicon-based?" Rand asked, confused. "Yes,