TOS five word thingy!!!

. Every seven years Spock's tastes

 

turned to caramel frappucino coffee,

 

and he dawned panty hose.

 

Every morning he dawned them,

 

and looked just like his

 

his hero, Vulcan Mikhail Baryshnikov

 

in a state of quantum

 

flux after dancing to a

 

Yoko Ono song about guppies.

 

Pon farr and Yoko Ono

 

were like water and vinegar

 

and yet, aroused the sexual

 

desires of the Bolian members

 

who sought out companionship with

 

Scotty and his Molson Golden

 

. "I dinna think ya blue

 

people'll meet my hydrospanner specs

 

a'tall." The Bolians wouldn't back

 

down from a fight with

 

a beer stingy Scotsman, so