Discussion in 'Star Trek - The Original & Animated Series' started by RobertScorpio, Aug 7, 2009.
Kirk asked "Who is this
Admiral? Check Starfleet records, Spock."
Spock, doing as ordered, opened
the appropriate software and started
a reboot cycle. As the
computer loaded Windows 47, Spock
decided to sing a song.
"Bilbo! Bilbo Baggins, bravest little
Leprechaun-like Lilliputian left lascivious by
lackadaisiaclly lacking laurentian lollipop lickers
looking like little lizards lounging
. "Enough with the Ls!!" ordered
Admiral Huunoffo'mbahch, exceeding his nonexistent
authority, "get back to work."
Uhura, who had forgotten her
violin, yelled, "Sing 'Black Dog!'"
The bridge went silent. Spock
felt particularly uncomfortable as he
found it hard to contain
his fondness for heroic hobbits
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