TOS five word thingy!!!

grab a beer and chug!"

 

yelled Scotty as he played

 

Chopsticks on the Starfleet piano

 

and redshirts drunkenly stumbled around

 

One redshirt fell into a

 

plasma conduit and knocked it

 

into interspace. "What the Hell

 

just happened here? Did the

 

anti-gravity toilets just overflow?????

 

"

"There aren't any, we teleport

 

the poo-poo onto the nearest

 

enemy vessel, or the nearest

 

McDonalds. Just then a Tribble

 

hopped by."

"Where?"

"Over there."

 

"Over where? You mean that

 

fury thing? That is my

 

fur hat that I wear

 

every day on duty. And

 

let me say, the ladies

 

thinks it is just OK."