TOS five word thingy!!!

No humans could drink that

 

much Romulan ale and survive

 

with a functioning liver. The

 

rest of the crew often

 

wondered how any human could

 

complete such a feat. Scotty

 

wasn't impressed. He could drink

 

twice as much, and more.

 

His liver was so strong

 

that Starfleet Medical had considered

 

preserving it for posterity inside

 

one of their museums. Scotty

 

almost agreed to the proposal

 

if he wasn't using it.

 

Lately, he used it frequently

 

because, due to his tolerance,

 

he was trying to consume

 

enough alcohol to ensure his

 

name would be remembered for

 

generations, "Today's the Day." Scotty