TOS five word thingy!!!

to report to assignment stations

 

immediately! Repeat: blah, blah, blah..."

 

Kirk sprang to his feet

 

and asked the Constitution's captain

 

what "blah, blah, blah" meant.

 

"Where did you hear that?

 

"The speaker - 'blah, blah, blah'-

 

they just said it." The

 

speaker again started spewing static

 

, which greatly confused Starbase personnel

 

who were trying to tune

 

into the subspace frequencies to

 

find an all news channel

 

with a hot, leggy anchorwoman.

 

"Could the Klingon be scrambling

 

"C'mon, man. Hurry up and

 

tune the signal so we

 

can see that leggy babe!"

 

Subspace signals were fuzzy because

 

Uhura was deliberately distorting the