TOS drinking games

[foxmulder710]

Someone describe some good TOS drinking games to play.

OK, of course I'll take a shot every time Spock raises his eyebrow, Chekhov says something about Russia, and Kirk lays an alien woman.

But I want more creative ideas.

Give me some!

 

[johcomp]

Take a shot every time Kirk violates the prime directive or a Red-Shirt dies!

 

[JiNX-01]

Every time McCoy says "He's dead, Jim."
Every time Kirk preaches to some misguided alien species.
Every time Spock says "fascinating."
Every time Chekov mangles a Russian accent.
Every time Uhura says, "hailing frequencies open."
Every time Kirk decides to proceed even after he's been warned off.
Every time McCoy tweaks Spock about logic vs. emotion.

... and Kirk lays an alien woman.

Actually, you probably won't get drunk that way. Kevin Thomas Riley, who moved to the Gamma quadrant, counted up Kirk's actual conquests, there were only about 6 confirmed sightings. Kirk's rep is apparently better than he is.

 

[c0rnedfr0g]

every time Bones says, "Dammit Jim, I'm a Doctor, not a _______" (bricklayer, engineer, finger painter, etc.)

 

[Turbo]

Every time the transporter malfunctions.

 

[johcomp]

Every time we see the stock shot of the viewscreen with Sulu turning round to the camera

 

[Hambone]

Take a drink:

-every time Spock raises an eyebrow
-every time the bridge floor creaks
-every time Uhura's undies are visible
-every time the rear tips of the Enterprise nacelles 'disintegrate' due to poor SFX
-every time someone says "Hi, Bob!" (oops, wrong show)
-every time Chekov substitutes a "W" for a "V"
-every time Kirk's shirt is ripped
-any time the Enterprise nacelles "change shape" during an episode


Take a BIG DRINK:

-every time the Enterprise is shown moving right-to-left
-every time Uhura says "Hailing Frequencies Open" (you will not be sober by the end of "The Corbomite Maneuver")

 

[Quagmire58]

Take a shot every time Kirk violates the prime directive or a Red-Shirt dies!

Please not both I could get wasted in a few episodes.